Golden Rule for Stoners

This rule states: If one is to get up and get a drink for drymouth relief, they had better come back with a drink for their burn-out buddy

Kenzie: I'm getting up to get water

Caitlin: I'm too lazy to get mine but I'm parched..

Kenzie: (Comes back with both glasses)

Caitlin: Wow bro! Thanks for following the Golden Rule for Stoners!

by GoodCallGirls November 17, 2011

golden slurp

an obese women performing the art of pulling out her stomach fat and shaping it as a bowl while a man pisses in the "bowl", then the obese woman proceeds to suck the piss out with a straw. then the man recieves head from the woman, with the piss still in the womans mouth.

bro, i made tha fat bitch give me the golden slurp. shit was tight son.

by mr. flex January 10, 2012

golden glow

The energetic glow that one feels in heightened states of ecstasy and enlightenment.

After years of practice in kamasutra, my partner and I experienced the golden glow and felt an all-connected feeling of bliss.

by truthinwords December 4, 2013

Golden poop

When walking 2 or more dogs, when the dogs poop at the same time so you only need to bend down once and use 1 bag to clean it up.

Olive and Charlie gave me a gift of a golden poop this morning.

by Cheese05 May 17, 2016

golden asshole

This person can do no wrong in your book. They are up on a pedestal

She put Richard up so high on a pedestal you'd think his shit doesn't stink. Clearly he has a golden asshole

by Kgrosho February 12, 2017

Golden Trash Bag

When you are trash, yet still better than everyone else in the proximity.

"I'm such a Golden Trash Bag compared to these disgusting people."

by Totally_Ryan May 16, 2017

Golden Hexagon

When you’re doing a girl doggie style, and she opens a bottle of Prosecco with her asshole.

We were bangin, and then she suggested a golden hexagon and I was in heaven. Thirsty no more!

by Goldenhexagon February 18, 2020