English autocorrect's idea of the German phrase "gute Nacht" (good night). Originally noted by the American foreign exchange students of 2016. Now used colloquially as a farewell between bilingualists.
>And, how goes?
<Must and self
>Runs
<...This conversation makes no sense in English. I'm going to bed
>Gluten Nachos
<||
<Must and self
>Runs
<...This conversation makes no sense in English. I'm going to bed
>Gluten Nachos
<||
by Nightshadee April 15, 2017
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There are many kinds of hipster ass thorns: the vegetarian, the vegan, the juice cleanse, the diet, the peanut allergy (I KNOW ITS NOT A CHOICE BUT SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY I DONT NEED TO HEAR ABOUT IT GOD YOURE WORSE THAN THE LACTOSE INTOLERANT GUY!)
However, the gluten douche is arguably the most prominent of the bunch. The gluten douche likes to bombard you with excuse me does this have gluten? Or just asking what’s in something even though gluten douche knows damn well that isn’t gluten free they just want you to list all the things in it so they can interject and tell you how fat and unhealthy you are for even breathing near gluten
However, the gluten douche is arguably the most prominent of the bunch. The gluten douche likes to bombard you with excuse me does this have gluten? Or just asking what’s in something even though gluten douche knows damn well that isn’t gluten free they just want you to list all the things in it so they can interject and tell you how fat and unhealthy you are for even breathing near gluten
Guy 1: “Oh god it’s the gluten douche.”
Guy 2: “ I swear to god if he asks about gluten one more time I’m gonna shove this ‘gluten packed high calorie’ pizza crust down his throat.”
Guy 1: “It’s like we get it you’re healthy shut up!”
Guy 2: “Right?”
Gluten douche: “excuse me, but is that gluten free?”
Guy 1: “you don’t like the crusts right?”
Guy 2: “ I swear to god if he asks about gluten one more time I’m gonna shove this ‘gluten packed high calorie’ pizza crust down his throat.”
Guy 1: “It’s like we get it you’re healthy shut up!”
Guy 2: “Right?”
Gluten douche: “excuse me, but is that gluten free?”
Guy 1: “you don’t like the crusts right?”
by I knew the whole time June 26, 2018
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what can i eat on the menu ? Because clearly i have no idea what im talking about because im a glutehole
by Tomselleck14 May 16, 2018
Get the glutehole mug.when you give up on something you started off doing with lots of gusto! For example, taking care of a child.
friend: how is the baby?
you: it is fine! I can't wait for it to grow as a human!
{4 days later}
friend: how is the baby?
you: meh can't be asked.
friend: wait so you're gluffing on the child?!
you: yeh it is so annoying!
you: it is fine! I can't wait for it to grow as a human!
{4 days later}
friend: how is the baby?
you: meh can't be asked.
friend: wait so you're gluffing on the child?!
you: yeh it is so annoying!
by SpicyAids July 4, 2018
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by beingcatfishedrn October 28, 2018
Get the Glut slut mug.noun - butane hash oil (BHO), or dab. A concentrated THC solution more potent than regular marijuana. Gluetonium, or Glue, is a name for reserved for the dankest daberoni.
Uncle Moke - "Brother John! Where's my gluetonium?
Jack - "I smoked that fatty glob, I'm high as shit.
Jack - "I smoked that fatty glob, I'm high as shit.
by Tuff Bastard February 28, 2019
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