beingcatfishedrn's definitions

Canadian handjob

The act of giving a handjob in the parking lot of a tim hortons

Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?

Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob

Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons

by beingcatfishedrn October 9, 2018

Monnett

term for a renaissance harlot w/ a kind heart

Romeo: I wanted a rough Monnett, but got a Juliet :(
Marcutio: Nay, gentle Romeo, if love be rough with you, be rough with love.

by beingcatfishedrn June 5, 2018

Catfish Consent

When one internet user gives another user the permission to "Catfish" them, or pretend to be someone they're not, over Facebook/other social media to facilitate an online romance.

Mo: I'm totally letting Lucy Catfish me because I'm pretty sure her fake Facebook is about to invite me to the Jimmy Buffett concert.

Karen: Does she know that you know? Is her Alias kinky?

Mo: Oh 100%, but don't worry I gave her Catfish Consent.

by beingcatfishedrn April 20, 2017

Glut slut

When someone only goes for people who are above average weight. They are sluts for gluttonous people.

Erin: you should totally go for mark
Jordan: yeah he’s cute, but too skinny, I’m a total glut slut

by beingcatfishedrn October 28, 2018