luis garcia

A madass spanish footballer

Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain

-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb

Luis Garcia
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away

by insomniac16 July 2, 2006

Gackle

To gobble balls in a voracious manner.

"Yeah, i could see Jenny gackling all night long, slut."
"Oh yeah baby, I just love how you gackle, gackle my balls."

by ethanp98 May 28, 2008

gack

Any amount of useless or unwanted stuff (usually regarding possesions)

I've got too much damn gack in my attic. Guess I'll throw something on ebay.

by mudpup April 24, 2006

Michael Garcia

This right here ladies and gentleman is what we like to call "one fly mother fucker". The amount of swag this mighty alpha man has managed to lather every inch of his body with is unpresidented. Being in a room with Mike AKA Mr "I won't remember you but you'll remember me" is like being in a furnace becasuse he's that hot. "panties will fly and knees will buckle" is the saying in this Sacramento natives house.

My daddy Michael Garcia.

by @kingsleepless December 20, 2016

Nomar Garciaparra

Nomar Garciaparra is one of the best short stops in baseball. A fan favorite in Boston for years until he was upset that they tried to trade him for A-rod. At the 2004 trade deadline, the Sox traded Nomar in a multi-team deal to Chicago.

Nomah is wicked awesome.

by Nomah February 21, 2005

meringue garcia

durring fellatio, while the man is cumming, he slaps the girl in the face with a pie

I used a tastykake for a meringue garcia

by Tony from South Jersey January 24, 2005

garknefr

garknefr, is everything, and nothing. it is the essence of being, and the basis of our existance.

garknefr can kill you, and bring you joy.
garknefr is, garknefr

-after sex with a hot girl; or lesbian sex with a hot girl- "holy garknefr that was garknefr"

by Garknefr January 31, 2009