This right here ladies and gentleman is what we like to call "one fly mother fucker". The amount of swag this mighty alpha man has managed to lather every inch of his body with is unpresidented. Being in a room with Mike AKA Mr "I won't remember you but you'll remember me" is like being in a furnace becasuse he's that hot. "panties will fly and knees will buckle" is the saying in this Sacramento natives house.
My daddy Michael Garcia.
by @kingsleepless December 20, 2016
One messed up dude who kisses his cousin and fucks his mom and his grandma if he is really feeling it.
I WANNA BE A MICHAEL GARCIA
by Heyyyyyyyyo January 24, 2019