Groat

The art or practice of staring longingly at somebody elses food, in order to get some yourself.

Stop looking at my coffee in this cup YOU BIG FAT GROATER

Attention all groaters: KEEP YOUR MITTS OFF

by poobum+weebum September 2, 2009

groat

Verb. To finger a lady's pussy. Looking for a g-spot with two fingers.
Groated-past tense.

guy 1 - Last night i groated this girl so hard she yelled for her mother. Then after the groating we moved to oral. It was fucking amazing.

guy 2 - Ya I am going to pick up a chick and bring her home, then groat her hard. All for just a one-night-stand.

by Gi Manto April 5, 2008

grotchki

Chicagoese for "garage key". See also: "carkies"

I gotta find the grotchki so I can go get the snowblower.

by subliculous June 11, 2006

grot

noun. Trash, garbage, or filth. British slang. Famously, in the 1970s BBC comedy "The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin," Reggie opened a doomed (he hoped) shop that sold old bits of trash and scrap recycled into completely useless items. He called it "The Grot Shop." (To Reg's horror, the shop was wildly successful, leading to a string of Grot Shops and, eventually, Grot Industries.)
Something that is "grotty" has a look of filth about it.

"Look at this wonderful planter I got at the Grot Shop."
"It looks like a grotty old shoe, to me."

by Mike Eldred January 8, 2009

grotastic

Ugly, fat, transexual, anything trashy.

Wren "Bubbles" and Kenny felts are SOOOOO Grotastic.

by Kenny Felts July 3, 2008

Goutam

Refers to someone who is part moron, and part ostrich.

"Only a Goutam could be that far off base!"

by Goutam Ghatak November 10, 2004

groutfit

an outfit that you would gout some tiles in

wow i’m gonna go grout my kitchen in this sick groutfit

by baddestditch1234 January 4, 2022