Smut Gremlin

a disgustingly dirty pervert who loves pornagraphy and talking about smut.

"Oi!, Steve! get off my sister you filthy little smut gremlin"

"Where is the Smut gremlin?"

"Not that little smut gremlin again"

by Peter Whale November 1, 2006

Gremlin

A small ginger creature, usually found in a darkened room eating ham sandwiches. She sleeps for most of her life and only wakes to scuttle to the kitchen to make a sandwich. Gremlins can be located in the London area and on a quiet night you can here the high pitch cackle when she is amused. By all means stay out of Gremlins way in the mornings.

AKA Hey Yasmin is such a massive gremlin, it's 4.30 and she isn't out of bed yet. And she hasn't washed for a week. Ewwwwwwwwwww. Is that a ham sandwich I spy?

by gremlincatcher December 17, 2011

Grilling

The best damn way to cook hot dogs!

John was on the back porch, grilling some meat, including hot dogs and hamburgers.

by MetalHead16 October 21, 2010

Griming

Wavy dance moves that swarms you in so much pussy, you'll have to change your name to Matt Damon. Tidal waves form as this dance makes everyone wet.

Not just a dance, but a way of life.

Griming my way knee deep in pussy

by jv12345 May 13, 2014

The Sesh Gremlins

A person or a group of people who would do anything for a sesh. Normally come out a night and sesh till sunrise. If you see a sesh gremlin please hide your weed or the gremlins will attack you in a very special way.

The sesh gremlins are desperate for cone.

“Riley, i sweat to god if don’t hurry up on rotation I will steal it away cause I need a freaking cone”

by Special sesh child January 22, 2019

asshole gremlin

When one tucks his cock and balls between his legs and bends over.

It's kind of self explanitory

by James Albrets July 9, 2005

Gremlin

Making weird or distractive noices revolving around food.
Being generally weird and always hungry and wanting foods such as chocolate or spaghetti bolognese!

omg you are such a gremlin! don't do the gremlin noise!

by shnookspoutgremlmyindiegalpal January 5, 2012