The act of a business or corporate entity imposing unnecessary, potentially complicating changes to reliable office equipment or devices for the sake of impressing clientele.
"Management replaced our equipment with fancy new things that malfunction half of the time."
"It's a future flex nobody wanted."
"It's a future flex nobody wanted."
by Fcking_Chuck May 20, 2022
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“Yo did you cheat on your girl? Why?”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
by neverforget_410 March 31, 2021
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A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future
A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future
by Tom the Ace July 31, 2022
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tl;dr Synonym for jailbait.
tl;dr Synonym for jailbait.
by Xavier Charles Freeman May 31, 2016
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