Wallet flush

Wallet Flush: Extraordinary and unexpected one-time expense, usually associated with car repairs, particularly European brands. Also, includes expenses related to, among others, veterinarian, heating/air-conditioning and plumbing. Not to be confused with the more painful Wallet Enema.

The veterinarian gave Bob a Wallet flush!

by Bobnoxious May 18, 2017

Uterine Flush

The female period. On the rag. Aunt Flo. Monthly bill.

Rachel has the uterine flush so won’t be getting any tonight.

Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Safety Flush

1. The act of flushing the toilet after taking a large dump or dropping multiple logs, but before wiping or finishing multiple logs, in an attempt to break up the volume the toilet has to handle. In effect, to safely flush a large dump without clogging the toilet.

2. A preemptive flush before taking a dump to see if the toilet will safely flush

"Bob, I need to use the bathroom after you, make sure you use a safety flush!"

by Manroot October 19, 2019

Santa Flush

What some people (esp. young children) call Sani Flush toilet bowl cleaner crystals.

Mom, I think you need to put some Santa Flush in the toilet; it smells funny.

by Telephony December 23, 2021

Autumn Courtesy Flush

A process carried out by university administrators in the Autumn term which involves shedding students who don't turn up regularly to classes to ensure they aren't charged fees and become an unnecessary financial burden to the institution. This is performed by the student being summarily "deregistered" on the grounds that they are "inadequately engaged" on their programme of study. As a result, students find they are suddenly unable to submit coursework or access any university facilities whatsoever, thus providing proof that they are indeed no longer engaged.

Chris the student: Hey professor! Why can't I submit coursework or access any online library facilities in order to complete my term papers?

Professor: You've probably become an unwitting victim of the most recent "Autumn Courtesy Flush."

Chris: What's that?

Professor: You've been deregistered because you haven't been coming to class.

Chris: My God! But if I can't submit assignments I'll fail the year.

Professor: Yes, well you should have thought of that, shouldn't you? Anyway, good luck with your career.

by The Gonzo Lecture April 18, 2010

Salty sinus flush

When your jizzmop sock is full so you decide to facefuck the wife’s mouth instead, you promise to keep her well informed before shooting your load but vigorous face fucking makes you forget as you forcefully bounce her head up and down, your urge to spurt is too much so you forget to pull out as agreed, and deliver your baby milk deep in the back of her throat, it then flushes out her sinuses and exits her nose resulting in a salty sinus flush, you give a round of applause astounded at the vision of jizum exiting the nostrils in dangly cum bubbles.

Did you hear about Brother Yates his Mrs loves a salty sinus flush, he’s a lucky guy!

“Now then lass, give me a gobble” said Lee, as he pushed his cock deep into her mouth, touching her tonsils and making her gag, this made him cum so hard, resulting in a salty sinus flush and an angry wife who no longer had pussyflies.

by Amand4 June 20, 2021

Pre-Flush

1. To flush the toilet prematurely, or before one is finished "going" to the bathroom-- Usually used to mask sounds or when in a hurry.

2. Having to flush the toilet before one even begins to use the bathroom, due to prior droppings or toilet paper left behind by the previous user.

1. "Dude, I had diarrhea this morning and had to Pre-Flush so my sister's friends couldn't hear. I like my sister's friends."

2. "Ok, who didn't flush the toilet? I had to Pre-Flush a giant floater before i went, c'mon!"

by Americanhockey1 February 22, 2011