Filthy Astronaut

To perform this maneuver you must first be entering your partner from the doggie style position, Just before the man milk is projected through the beef straw you must grab a plastic bag and quickly place it over the head of your unsuspecting partner and firmly fasted it by making a fist with the plastic behind the head. After securing the bag in a single motion swing around until you are facing your partner face to face. Next using your fist or a blunt object strike your partner in the face or about the head hard enough that they begin to see stars. Finally you release the bag and with your right foot kick them in the chest knocking them back on the bed lying on their back , straddle your partner in a manner that your cock is in there face and your sitting on their chest with your knee on their ears now release deploy your man milk across their eyes and your partner will see nothing but the milky way.

Sweetheart, If you dont stop staring at that guys cock Im goin to take you home and give you a Filthy Astronaut

by JoeWilly 1972 February 15, 2009

filter artist

A person who takes pictures, runs them through a filter in Photoshop, and calls it their art. They generally mass-produce pictures this way without any talent whatsoever. A shame to real artists everywhere.

"Look! I took this photo of a tree and made it so it looks like I drew it! It's art! I'm awesome!"
"No, it's not. You're just a stupid filter artist."

by Peter W.N. December 29, 2007

filthy one

Usually used to describe female that gets around, or another word for a whore.
Can also describe something that's being a "pain in the ass".

Have you seen bobs new girl?
Yeah, shes a lil filthy one.

by Lafurnace July 13, 2014

Filter fucked

1. When one is so wasted that their filter (liver and kidneys) are in fact fucked. Persistent states of filter fucked can result in Keith Richards like bodily function or the lack thereof bearing the need for dialysis.

2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.

3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.

1. I got so filter fucked last night I woke up yellow and my pee stunk like burnt coffee.

2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...

3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.

by Mattyboyee June 29, 2008

Filthy Lava

The act of mixing pop rocks and soda in an anus that is pointing straight up in the air. 15 seconds of finger banging and one good fart creates an eruption.

"Damn! It has taken me one week to get that filthy lava off of my new boxers!"

by lovesock October 9, 2008

Failtagonist

Some one who causes a fail, makes a person fail.

Anthony- Agh, move your ass, i'm playing online.

Leslie- Why should I?

*Anthony avatar gets avatar get shot down*

Leslie- *Laughs* Fail!

Anthony- Leslie your a damn Failtagonist!

by FailNavigator. October 12, 2010

Filthy Caesar

The male shits in his partners mouth, then receives oral sex.

"I shit in her mouth, then gave her a Filthy Caesar til i nutted."

by Ted West Closing Speed January 14, 2013