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frapper des bottes

you're cute. how about we frapper des bottes?
by voulavous November 29, 2010
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Fapier mache

Small confetti-like strips of toilet tissue that get perma-caked on to one's johnson after ejaculating into a bit of bog roll.
"I'm just going to clean last week's fapier mache off the old beef bazooka....*grabs acetone and ice pick*....and may be gone some time".

- Captain Lawrence Edward Grace ("Titus") Oates (17 March 1880 – 16 March 1912).
by Lardon_with_a_Hardon November 21, 2011
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fappetite

The appetite you work up after fapping for several hours. A fappetite can only occur after fapping for at least an hour straight...
I worked up a mean fappetite after my session ended..

Johnny worked up a fappetite after masturbating furiously for several hours.
by fappatite sammich March 13, 2014
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fappegedon

This is the motherload of all faps. Almost the end of all days type fap job here. A fapegedon can be triggered by an icloud leak of celebrity photos, your mother accidently sexting the school principle, or even spending a night in China and Paris. When tweets and facebook messages flood the internet with #thefappening , prepare yourself for many nights of the fappegedon. Essential items to buy for a fappegedon would include: tissues, lubricant or excessive saliva, a laptop, and alone time. Just know that you are experiencing this phenomenon with millions of other like minded people. If you run out of skin to blink make sure you contact a medical professional.
Me: "Hey Dan, did you see the leaked nude celebrity videos of Roseanne, Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Streisand, and Tara Reid."

Dan: "Holy fuck, the fappegedon is upon us. I must go home to survive the storm!"
by kyjellyfighter September 2, 2014
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Fappened

That you've already fapped
"Man, it already fappened"
by ErrolLaLlama August 30, 2015
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Fappenstance

Something that happens by chance whilst fapping.
John was cranking down full throttle and Linda walked in by fappenstance; impressed by his tenacity she jumped in to ride his glory clutch.
by HotDeuceUniversity August 6, 2016
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Fappories

A memory which is so arousing you fap.
Guy; I have the best memories with her..
Guy2; You mean fappories!
by Maiviana September 25, 2016
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