dirty faggot

Someone whose practising his ''homosexuality''. Especially the ones who are having sex in public or the ones who are kissing in public and last but not least the ones who are publicly holding hands.

1. Stop looking at me, you dirty faggot!
2. I can't stand those dirty faggots around here holding each others hands.
3. GUY1: Do you see that guy over there? He's wearing a pink t-shirt. GUY2: Yeah! He's probably a dirty faggot.
4.GUY1: I heard that you've got a new nickname. So, tell me... what's your name? how should we call you from now on? GUY2: Call me a ''Dirty Faggot'''! GUY1: Really? GUY2: Yes! You need to call me a dirty faggot. Just forget my -by birth given-name. I really changed my official name into ''dirty faggot''. Please, call me dirty faggot, will you?. GUY1: Okay! as you wish. Then You're gonna be called a dirty faggot from now on.

by CallMeA(Dirty)Faggot January 24, 2019

I'll fuck you faggot.

Sometimes a simple FUCK YOU isn't enough. In the most violent fits of verbal rage things like morals, ideals, and at times even sexual preference get thrown aside to make room for the worst insult possible.

A man telling another man that he will fuck him faggot is quite possibly the end all to insults. Just the thought of being fucked up your asshole until you start liking it is enough to make most men tuck their dicks between their legs and abandon the argument or beef.

Can also be used like:

He fucked me faggot, I got fucked faggot, did you hear about the guy Jim fucked? He's faggot now.

Dick: "I had a good time fucking your wife"

Peter: "I'll fuck you faggot."

Dick: "Wow, you're gay? Why are you married then?"

Peter: "I'm not gay motherfucker, and to prove it I'll fuck you on your back so you can see in my face how much I'm not enjoying it."

by eatsleepobey March 23, 2009

Faggotface

An insult. It's very clever to use in large arguments with a faggotface-like person.

James: Where did you put the cheese?
Mick: Who cares?
James: I do!
Mick: You are such a faggotface.

by BigMcNeal May 13, 2010

Faggotamitimus Syndrome

When bitten by a faggot, you slowly lose interest in pussy and start watching guy on guy porn in your mother's basement until you turn 40 and she kicks you out.

example:
Dude1: Hey I heard He got Faggotamitimus Syndrome.
Dude2: Yeaahhh.... that sucks... wanna smoke some pot??

faggotamitimus syndrome

by A.Z the cupcake April 3, 2009

Fuck you Faggot

The very words of the 12 year old prophecy that disintigrated ninja

Prophecy- (Static) Aw Fuck you Faggot-Ninja-THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE; How the fuck are you not in school right now.

by RETARDED LEGEND January 28, 2019

faggotball

The "sport" of douchebags. Uniform consists of polo shirts with obnoxious logos on them, sagging cargo shorts, and Sperry shoes with socks that come up almost to the knee, or other "swag" clothing. Participants often falsely claim to be athletically gifted. Regrettable tattoo is optional but very common. The "goal of the game" is to be as annoying as possible. The ones best at faggotball are known as the captains.

Person 1: "Yeah, I totally beat these 5 guys at basketball all by myself the other day" -pushes up Aeropostale polo sleeves to reveal misspelled tattoo-

Person 2: "Look, it's the faggotball captain"

by Harrison10 September 11, 2013

Faggot water theory

We all know and drink water, but I have a theory, we are all faggots, drinking water is gay, for the past years I have been closely studying women very closely, over 18 of course, noting down their fun-having patterns, women are sexually attracted to men, and when out with other women trying to entertain themselves, instead of going at the pub and getting completely hammered with alcoholic beverages like beer, whiskey, vodka, kinder eggs or cat piss, they tend to drink water, plain water. This I believe is fascinating, Is it in the female's nature to be so attracted to healthy diets and water or is it just gay?. Its gay, its so gay in fact I studied water closely, its atomic arrangement has been widely misunderstood, its not H2O, its AidsTwoOwe, just misread by the public. This has been a plan by god to make us all gay, when drinking water I report having the tendency to suck other peoples dicks more than before, thus making me gay, but we are all gay aren't we?. I bet you are reading this in rage, punching a wall while you scream "God damn you I will not edge to the penile sucking you want me to do", but do not be worried, engage in the suck of the penile area, commonly found on enfagonated people like jefree star, ur mom or and males. It is gods I believe to bring in peace to the world, so go ahead and be gay if you feel like it.

Woman: Hey woman, lets go out with 5 other girlfriends yell loud and drink water
Woman of other decent: Yes I love being naturally attracted to males without it being gay amr?
Me: Seems like the Faggot water theory is on the run baby!

by ShitsJustAJoke January 21, 2021