dilly-wad

a complte and total idot

dude ur the biggest dilly-wad ive ever fuckin seen

by j2dizzo September 7, 2003

Dilly Bounce

It's when you tell your girlfriend to do the birdbox challenge, then you drop a moby huge right on her forehead.

Me and my lady did an epic Dilly Bounce last night!

by Absolute NigNog January 18, 2019

dilly doof

a dilly doof is someone that is remarkably silly or stupid in a funny way. Take the old english word for remarkable, dilly and combine it with the german doof (short for doofus), or a stupid person, and you have a remarkably silly person, a dilly doof.

Think of the main character in the movie Elf, 'oh nooo, I am such a dilly doof'. A husband that forgets to put down the toilet seat, 'dammit I am such a dilly doof'. Guy locks himself out of his own car... mumbles 'dilly doof' under his breath.

by VanBoardBike March 17, 2021

The Dilly Dally

A fun slang term used mostly by locals to refer to the metropolitan area of Dallas, Texas.

My friends and I are going to a bachelorette party in The Dilly Dally next week, it’s such a great place to party!

by Miranda_danda_panda May 29, 2023

dilly that hoe

This means to put that hoe on the floor and leave her there. Also can mean to quick scope a hoe.

Phil: What if she tries to have secks with me?
Dan: Tell her you don’t have sex on the first date. She keeps insisting, dilly that hoe, and run the fuck out of there.

by bbbbrrrrruhhhforphannnn July 24, 2018

dilly dally

when your grandma/grandpa sees you play video games thinks you should be playing with a brick or something not on a screen (usually, she/he will mess up the video game name)

Stop dilly dallying and playing League of Warcraft and go outside!

by jqiu21 July 5, 2016

Dilly Whap

When a dilly gets whapped right on your noggin'.

My boyfriend dilly whapped me so hard last night I passed out.

by Dilly whap January 16, 2010