Banker 1: Anyone know why the Dollar has dropped against the Euro today?

IT Guy: Dilligaf

Banker 1: is that like a subordinated bond problem?

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

you hurt your leg, well DILLIGAF

teacher:hey your late for class young man
Student:D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. about the new rims on yo car

friend- 'wow did you hear the teacher is having a baby!'
me- 'D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F?!'

Its stress relief made easy, its simple and it works, just say DILLIGAF next time you got to deal with dick heads wankers and jerks.

And when you go out, stick a DILLIGAF on your T Shirt or you hat and when some cunts giving you the shits, just say "Mate... Read That"