Diddled

The act of inappropriately touching a person under the legal age of sexual activities. Usually performed by Fry Shapland and Jay Inglis. Can be done in any occasion and can also be related to Paedophilia

Jay: "Holy shit did you hear about fry?"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"

by Not Big Jay February 20, 2011

Don’t Diddle December

For when you failed no nut November

John: I failed NNN so now I’m doing Don’t Diddle December

by Watson my dear December 2, 2019

diddle

1. To touch or caress the genitals in some way.

2. Female masturbation.

3. To cheat or swindle.

4. To ram a bottle up your own, or someone else's arse.

1. I diddled my cat yesterday.

2. I caught her diddling in the broom cupboard!

3. He diddled me out of that job.

4. www.diddlers.info

As you can see, confsuing the various meanings of the word will result in a big mess...

by Jimmay July 30, 2004

diddle

To masturbate - particularly a woman.

Maria wouldn't be so uptight if she would just diddle herself every once in awhile.

by blocky October 18, 2012

Widdle Diddle

A name for a Mauritian girl who has an amazing smile and big beautiful eyes. If you find one of these, never mess up as they are very rare!

1. Wooooow! Widdle Diddle...you are amazing!

2. You are so amazing, you must be a Widdle Diddle!

by Mikcakes Luvin' October 30, 2010

Diddle

-to touch oneself in a sexual manner.

-to masturbate.

''She diddles herself. Alottt.''

''He wanted sexual satisfaction, but his girlfriend couldn't come over...so he diddled himself instead.''

by seahorse_salad December 1, 2009

didder didder

honestly i have no idea, i just once heard a retarded kid say it in my 7th grade math class, it was pretty funny

retarded kid says
"didder didder say the red headed shitter"

makes no sense and is still amazing

by themotherfuckingshit April 29, 2009