dicktate

(v) To utilize one's phallus (schwanz) to unambiguously convey a message or command in lieu of more traditional communication forms such as the spoken or written word., usually to compel another person into a sexual and/or degrading act.

"It was so hot when he dicktated that I book my business flight as he held me down, bent over the desk with my skirt pulled up. I felt like Maggie Gyllenhaal in Secretary!"

by tessmonroe June 6, 2014

Dicktation

Taking orders from an authoritarian idiot, a dick.

His angry, one word directives that made no sense became known as dicktation.

by CentralDogma December 31, 2016

dicknatized

When you are mesmerised by a dick.

She was dicknatized so when I moved my dick to one side she bumped her head into the wall.

by Shaz to the daz January 15, 2008

dickhat

A condom.

Sorry baby, I lost my dickhat, gonna need to go buy more!

Holy shit! I'm pregnant!
I HAVE to stop buying these cheap dickhats.

by clyrofoxx October 22, 2011

dicktater

a tatertot in the shape of a long cylinder about the size an shape of a fish stick or phallus.

A: "This fish stick tastes like a tatertot."

B: "It's not a fish stick. It's a dicktater."

A: "Ewww!"

by wouldaben December 20, 2010

Dickratio

The Dick to clam ratio at any given event.

Dude 1: I really wish there was more clam to slam in here.
Dude 2: Yeah, I'd love to bruise some seafood tonight.
Dude 3: DICKPARTY! (Bad Dickratio)

by TheDaggers March 7, 2008

Dickeration

When a guys boner/dick is rubbing on a girls pussy.

OMG John! Dicker me more! Feels sooo goodd!!! Keep dickering me! I love that dickeration!

by None ya beesnuss January 8, 2010