detroit lions

the detroit football club which is never unable to lose a game. no matter what the situation, the lions can always find a way to blow the game...
marked by poor coaching, injuries, empty potential, bad drafting, and losing to minnesoda, and a bad O-line.

even thought it was 28-14 at the final 2-minuet warning, the detroit lions still foundaway to blow their 12-point lead

by steamboat runner November 24, 2005

Detroit Piston

A Detriot Piston is when a male takes both of his hands, balls them into a fist and fists both the asshole and cunt of a female simultaneously. It is also optional to have another female in the background perfroming a rimjob on the male, but the extra female can be substituted for a dog. As the girl is orgasming, he must yell "DEEEE-TROOOOIT BASKETTTTBALLLLL!!!!!"

that Detroit Piston last night was the bomb.com

by RICK J/JD/SAMWISE March 30, 2010

Detroit Lions

Professional Football team in the NFL that was founded by Aslan (creator of Narnia)

After ensuring the survival of Narnia and crowning Peter, Susan, Edward, and Lucy as the kings and queens of Narnia, Aslan came to America and founded the Detroit Lions

by Pierre Grande October 05, 2009

Detroit Handshake

A lap-dance with a hand applied happy ending at one of Detroit's famous gentlman's clubs.

Dave left the Booby Trap on 8-mile with a smile on his face last night. What happened? One of the dancer's in their gave him a Detroit Handshake.

by Motor City Michael February 06, 2010

gone detroit!

When somebody goes absolutely crazy, out of their mind and giving you threats to beat your ass or shoot you or rob you and so on.... Or the other is if you are simply going to pay a visit to Detroit, Michigan.

1.gone detroit
A: I'm Going to fucking beat your sorry ass you mother fucker! Oh and I'm gonna chase you around with my AK- 47 Bitch!
B: oh I think she has "gone detroit"! man....!
2.
C: Pack your things, we are heading to the State of Michigan.

D: Oh Yeah "gone detroit!" Yippie!

by MissKilla1 February 11, 2014

detroit playground

Any playstructure coated in piss, dirt, and shit

Jimmy wanted to play on the swing but it was coated in piss "Don't go on those swings Jimmy, that's a detroit playground"

by gleopold21 January 08, 2015

The Detroit Mafia

Lots of different gangs that United and became a big Mob in Detroit, essentially bang they grey bandannas, also includes some of the biggest gangs of Detroit out there

Nobody can fuck with The Detroit Mafia, they run the city

by Anonymous7783 May 07, 2021