hot date

A date with a high likelihood that it will end in sex.

Guy: I got a hot date with Tina tonight. I better bring a few condoms along.

by Triple Double March 17, 2013

First Date Farts

After a night of sucking in your farts for 6 hours on your first date, the first 30 minutes post-date generate farts that would pique the interest of a seismologist.

M: Dude I just got back from my date and I have a serious case of the first date farts.

*BRAAAAAP*

by birchak December 5, 2009

Date or Mate

Date or Mate is a common shithead disease, widely spread between gay Instagram stories.

Omg Karen put date or mate on your story

by mate your small October 21, 2019

nap date

A date in which you do nothing except chill or take a nap together. When parents spend time together while baby takes a nap.

Bob and I had a nap date when baby slept for 3-hours Sunday afternoon.

I packed a blanket and a picnic basket for our nap date at Washington Park.

by Saphah April 11, 2016

friend date

a situation in which two friends* partake in activities (such as movies, coffee, walk on the beach) that have the appearance of a regular date, but have no romantic intentions.

* the two friends are of the opposite sex, unless one or both are homosexual

Joe and Anna went on a friend date to Grant Park.

by Stickey Wicket January 6, 2008

Date

The one thing you can't get if you're on this website.

The internets steals the souls of our youth. NO DATE FOR YOU!

by Yumyum bubble gum December 10, 2008

Starcraft 2 Release Date

A date of legend. It is usually used to describe a date that will never happen in our, or several lifetimes. A suitable replacement for the common phrase "when pigs fly".

Person 1:"Do you think I will get an A in this class?"
Person 2:"Yeah, on the Starcraft 2 Release Date!"

Person 1:"When can I drive the Jag?"
Person 2:"When Starcraft 2 is released"

by Master_of_Idioms January 27, 2009