Don't get your honey where you get your money.

Don't get into inter-office relationships. Do not romance a co-worker. Don't get your loving where you get your paycheck. Leave your private and personal life private.

Man: "I'm going to ask my new secretary out."
Friend: "Don't get your honey where you get your money."

by Wendy Dailey March 23, 2007

Don Kinging

Promoting someone or something into bigger than it actually is, constantly talking someone up as if it is always on your mind. The reasons for Don Kinging one can differ but there is usually an underlying reason. Named after former boxing promoter Don King.

Guy 1: "Man, Johnny is always gettin the girls, he can pretty much get any girl in this club"

Guy 2: "Dang bradda, your always don kinging the hell outta Johnny"

Guy 1: "Yeah, Johnny is really cool"

by Flo Str8fire June 23, 2011

don't stick your dick in crazy

A relatively recent but perennially true maxim, advising one to refrain from sexual congress with the unbalanced.

Bro 1: Dude, that girl with the Tori Amos shirt is HOT.
Bro 2: Bro, bro, always remember: Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy. Here me now and believe me later.

by Harry Krinkle November 5, 2013

don't take this the wrong way, but

What you say to someone right before you say something that can only be taken one way: badly.

Don't take this the wrong way, but every time you enter the room it smells like someone smeared shit all over my face.

by danpinole January 16, 2008

Don'ting

Whatever you're thinking about saying or doing JUST DON'T, whether it's to avoid an argument or to not hurt someone's feelings instead of saying what's really on your mind you simply say "I'm don'ting" & leave it at that.

"I'm don'ting" today so leave me out of it.

by Mama Bear Lloyd November 29, 2016

Don't Mention the War

A popular phrase of avoidance borrowed from British sitcom, Fawlty Towers.

"Have you taken out the garbage?" "Don't mention the war."

"Are you enjoying your meal?" "Don't mention the war."

by manuelsdaughter December 13, 2009

Don Carpenter

is the infamous god who distributed justice throughout Dale County High School. When he raised his five fingers most listened, but when you didn't know how to count or tuck in your shirt, you were doomed to the Gates of Hell.

*Don Carpenter eats microphone* "Mrs. Deaton's Class line up please!"

by InsideJokesOnly December 21, 2018