doctorate in funk

To be drunk. See also: dr. funk

Possible dissertation topic: the lava lamp

-Whooooo, I'm dr.funk!!
--You got your doctorate in funk?
-Hells yes, I'm Dr. Funk!

by 403forbidden December 17, 2007

pussy doctor

Is a gynecologist

Sue: what's wrong Jane?

Jane: IDK, My cooch itches big time...

Sue: You better go see the pussy doctor.

by Mutha humpa October 9, 2013

spin doctor

Communication professional that crafts messages on behalf of an organization or individual to persuade an audience

The administration's spin doctors have managed to convince the American public that Social Security is in trouble now.

by nac June 7, 2005

Doctor Stalker

A christian beadles music video: one who watches one from a distance

dddddd doctor stalker

by jhdajfnsfs July 31, 2011

Diciot

A person being a dick but also an idiot.

Cara:Look at that girl there, she was jumping on a trampoline and landed on her neck

Stacy: apparently she's gonna have her neck amputated now.

Cara: I know, what a diciot.

by Fucktart June 12, 2014

Doctorologist

Someone who knows a bit about everything, like a jack of all trades, but more knowledgeable.

Trust me, I'm a doctorologist.

by The Doctorologist August 22, 2016

dome doctor

A girl who is really good at giving head, and is skilled in the art of giving maxium pleasure during oral sex.

The best kind of doctor is a dome doctor.

by Casual Observer September 30, 2005