CupCake

An act in which a person farts into their palm, cups it and proceeds to open it on an unsuspecting victim's nose, inhaling all the fresh gasses.

instructions: hold near your ass when you fart, wait 5 seconds cup palm tightly, and within 8 seconds release on someones face....it works ..cupcake em'

by merrcantile August 20, 2006

cupcaked

An Information Technology (IT) term synonymous with "fubar", "blown up", "crashed", "shat itself", "bombed out", etc, referring to the failure of an IT hardware or software component. Generally used as a polite and non-alarming way of informing the customer that the system is, in fact, hosed.

Due the negative nature of most IT disasters and the associated negative terminology thereof, many customers may like their minds put at ease through the use of "nicer" terminology.

EXAMPLES:

I'm sorry to tell you that this server is completely cupcaked; the motherboard is fried and we can't find a replacement.

The software installer cupcaked so we'll have to start over with a fresh image.

Flashing the rom on this old controller could be dangerous, let's just hope it doesn't cupcake!

by The-Real-BOFH January 12, 2012

cupcake

A really weak person or team.

Coach: "Guys, are schedule is very tough this year. Our only cupcake is Temple. We dont even need to practice to beat them 55-3

by sexywhiteboy December 28, 2005

cupcake

When a boy is hooking up with a male or female and ejaculates on some part of their body, most often the chest, and consumes his own secretions.

Whoa! The wierdest thing happened to me last night. Johnny pulled a cupcake. At least there wasn't anything to clean up!

by RdizzleInYoFace February 22, 2011

cupcake

A person who is overly sensitive about life.

Rufus lost the bet and is now crying in the basement. He's such a cupcake.

by uncivilized January 5, 2008

cupcake

A two faced conniving fat bitch who acts nice but will cut her own mother's heart out and feed it to her to better her reputation or just fun. Her reasons are usually unknown and is often referred to with a much more explicit word.

Can you believe what she told the boss to get that promotion? What a cupcake!

by down with cupcakes December 6, 2013

Cupcakes

Code word for marijuana; usually used around authority

"Where did you get those cupcakes? They were delicious."
"I'm bringing cupcakes to Megan's party this weekend"

by iamjaredcool November 28, 2009