Cubs Fan

Someone to be pitied. A lost soul perpetually waiting for the arrival of a once in a millenium alignment of good management, coaching, and injury/error free players. A person duped by a wonderful ballpark and team owners into accepting consecutive seasons of failure. A drain on Chicagos economy because they waste so much time, energy, and money going to day games.

Boss: Where's Mark?
Bob: He went to the Cubs game last night.
Boss: He's a Cubs Fan? Oh, well I guess I'll be getting nothing out him during baseball season.
Bob: I'm going to a WhiteSox game this weekend.
Boss: That's great. Take Friday off if you want since your ahead on your work anyway.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 20, 2005

crumbs

An international freestyle comedy duo from Canada that tours the world.

Holy %$&! CRUMBS totally did a kick ass show last night.

by Will Williamson September 15, 2007

cumberbatch

a very sexy, attractive man who can rock a trench coat. also, on some occasions, sports a mustache and sombrero and is referred to as "senor". Lovers of the cumberbatch are referred to as "cumberbitches"

did you see that man's cheekbones? he is a total cumberbatch.

by cumberbitch1 November 8, 2010

booty crumbs

dried up shit from when u scratch your ass

My friend has booty crumbs under her nails.

by missjiggajuice December 16, 2008

Cumberbitch

1.Any woman who has a deep fasination with the wonderful, beautiful, talented English stage and on-screen actor Benedict Cumberbatch.
2. A refernce given to people who admire the beautiful features of Benedict Cumberbatch. ex- his green eyes, beautiful cheekbones, sexy toussled hair.
3. Can be proper ladies, or "dirty. dirty ladies" and everyone in between.

I am a proud Cumberbitch.
Do you know what these ladies are called? Cumberbitches.

by missCumberbatch March 3, 2011

Cumberbutt

The mystical buns of the horse-faced Benedict Cumberbatch. They were shown nude in a film, and there are now countless gifs of the elusive "cumberbutt"

"Hey Bri, you like that cumberbutt?"

- "yeah, it's cumbersexy"

by Martin Orangeman May 28, 2013

Pittsburgh Cumberbund

A sexual act where a man straddles a woman and cums on her face while shitting on her stomach.

"Since that bitch gave me a bunch of shit about not wanting me to cum on her, I obliged her with a standard Pittsburgh Cumberbund!"

by THE Double Chin July 24, 2009