by anonymous May 14, 2021
Get the British Crumpet Clappermug. by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022
Get the Jacket Crumpetmug. by anonymous August 18, 2022
Get the buttery crumpetmug. When an individual attempts to be funny but instead grossly enacts a social faux pas of such painful proportion that it becomes a new core memory for the speaker.
by Donnum June 6, 2025
Get the Crumpet Momentmug. by Spilled April 28, 2019
Get the Wet Crumpetmug. My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly
by SQUEELYBUM May 27, 2017
Get the Bum Crumpetsmug. Typically a late night snack undertaken just because you can and to no one is around to stop you. Alternatively it may refer to your partner refusing a Buttered Crumpet.
Just got warm in bed when I needed to wee so went to make a hot water bottle because I was freezing and now made Protest Crumpets because I needed them for the affront of standing in the cold kitchen.
by Myersrum February 15, 2022
Get the Protest Crumpetmug.