guano crazy

A polite way of saying bat-shit crazy.

(Guano is the polite term for bat feces.)

quoted from Sevastian Winters, Yahoo contributor: 8/18/2011

I generally give Michelle Bachmann the benefit of the doubt, but I still think she is guano crazy.

by hir0 August 23, 2011

shithouse crazy

A state of crazy that is beyond repair. The most severe form of crazy.

Look at Francy. She has gone shithouse crazy!

by studstud October 22, 2011

Bat Crazy

Going irrationally crazy.

After the breakup, my ex went bat crazy and told lies about me.

by Ski777 September 29, 2015

Five-Shade Crazy

A person who is rejected/dissed in any type of situation and simply will not accept it. Unfortunately, a Five-Shade Crazy is unavoidable as said person is persistent and determined to "even the game" due to lack of self-confidence and/or maturity.

I told Mark I thought he was ugly, now he's totally being a Five-Shade Crazy.

by TheHJ March 4, 2010

crazy bitches

Any female that has more emotional problems than Latoya Jackson

I dunno what it is with dumb guys but I'd never put up with the antics of those crazy bitches.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Crazy Ivan

1. In the book and movie "The Hunt for Red October", a sharp turn made by a Russian submarine to look behind it with sonar.

2. By analogy, any quick, unexpected and radical change in direction, literally or metaphorically.

1. Dammit, she's pulling a Crazy Ivan! All stop!

2. Dammit, they're out of tickets. Crazy Ivan--let's go to the bar.

by Brent Dax May 1, 2005

Crazy Asshole

A word describing someone who is obsessed with porn, sex toys, cussing and the general love of calamari. A lover of large amounts of facial hair and open to loving any musty hole! Easily blows small things out of proportion and can often times be found punching windshields or shooting holes through their truck!

My brother is a crazy asshole, he dislocated my shoulder last weekend and shot a hole in my car!

by Bonediggity September 8, 2010