Crotch Fiddler

One who fiddles the crotch, a chronic masturbator. One who jerks off compulsively.

Chris is such a crotch fiddler, no wonder we never see him any more.

by Chris March 13, 2005

Hobbit Crotch

Having an excess amount of hair on or around ones private region, to the point of being comparable to a hobbit's feet.

Josh exposed his hobbit crotch to Lacee, who promptly got out of his car and vomited on her shoes.

by Chikaleen March 30, 2007

Crotchal Region

Referring to your crotch

Yes please, in or around my crotchal region will do the trick

by scobb August 17, 2008

Criptch

kr-ip-tch: 1. Used to describe something that is cool semi-gangster but not quite "Crip" like the ones from the hood may use.

Derived from the upper class citizens of the Southern Orange County Areas. Criptch is the appropriate equivelant of one being Crip with out actually being a member or even affiliated with the world renown gang syndicate. Typically For white or white washed individuals whom advocate such extravagant and illegal activities but dont actually participate in any real Gang activity.

" Yo dawg. we wuz strait chillin at the pad all weekend. Holdin down the porch n keepin it criptch at my grandmas house "

by Kevin Moore /k-mo March 18, 2008

clitch

A clitoral itch.

Man, my girlfriend has a crazy clitch!!

by adamKENNY311 December 1, 2009

fish crotch

(n.) 1.) the smell that emanates from your crotch after a successful night of sex without a condom. if it goes away after a shower, it is nothing more than that. (a misconception that crotches smell just from being dirty, when in reality, it is men's semen that smells, after it has slow cooked during the night.) 2.) a sign of a vaginal infection called bacterial vaginosis. if you did not have sex the night before AND this fishy smell doesn't go away after a shower, you have a bacterial infection. go to the doctor. do not douche or try to cover it up with cheap perfume, it will just smell like rotten fish in a spring garden.

"The official diagnosis," said Dr. Pat McGroin," is fish crotch. Start her on antibiotics immediately. Oh, and go lock up the cats."

by TristaJ December 12, 2008

shit crotch

a girl who has brown pubic hairs.

have you seen sally, she has the grossest shit crotch iv'e seen in my life!

by awesomeohowliketotallyfreakmeout April 24, 2008