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Crapper

When someone goes on urban dictionary and adds a really rubbish definition for something no-one cares about at all.
by LewistheGreat September 16, 2005
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chippered up

the act of becoming chipper, cheerful or lively due to a sudden change of circumstances...

instant mood lifter
to become more high-spirited
I was down all day but when I saw my mom calling my phone, I chippered up and answered it with a smile.

I was so stressed at work, but when I saw my crush walk past, I chippered up and said hello to him with a smile.
by wordsmith killer December 12, 2013
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Crapper cripple

The numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. You struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. poop paralyzed, doo doo legs, crapper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, crap, bm, bowel movement, butt
I sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when I tried to get up, I collapsed to the floor. I was a crapper cripple.
by joecoolthefool April 17, 2016
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Cajun Country Crapper

descriptive noun: an extremely malodorous and filthy place, often used as a Simile in place of adjectives such as craptacular.
"philip's program stinks worse than a Cajun Country Crapper!"
by sloshypuppy September 24, 2009
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crapperfiti

pooping man: Wow there sure is a lot of crapperfiti in this stall. "Hendrix is God!", "Mike is gay", "UR mom sure can fuck", and "I pissed all over the toilet paper. sucks to be you asshole". It's like they'll all speaking to me.

Why is this paper wet? It cleans better than dry paper.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 27, 2010
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waffle crapper

A Waffle Crapper is a girl that is so hot that if she crapped waffles you would eat her crap. The waffles would come buttered too.
Did you see Jasmine today, shes such a waffle crapper. If she shit waffles, I would definitely eat them.
by Brnk365 November 9, 2005
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crapper tapper

One who praises penis and worships willy.
by Ian Chode April 3, 2003
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