love cover

Another name for a condom.

If having sex is making love, a condom is a love cover.

After their date last Friday night, Alex and James went through three love covers.

by The JVL July 11, 2007

chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone

when a dood covers his dick in peanut butter then he screws a girl annally making it a chocolate covered peanut butter pine cone!

dood i totally made her taste my chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone

by fgdsagfkhsadk October 11, 2009

peeb cover

A covering for your peeb(potbelly). Such as a shirt, jacket, or muscle tee.

Did you see Jed's sweet peeb cover he wore today?

by CIlle454 January 28, 2020

Imposter converser syndrome

Imposter converser syndrome is that feeling you get when someone you know, usually more attractive and typically “out of your league”, messages you and starts a conversation up, and you believe they think you are someone else.

Usually it’s a sign of low confidence and previous traumas, and very unusually is it ever the case of a mistaken message.

Luxy had terrible imposter converser syndrome after Simon messaged her telling her she was awesome. She was convinced the message was for someone else, and not her.

by Pogoextreme November 8, 2021

The First Law of Conversation

The First Law of Conversation (abbr. FLOC) states that one will always tune into a conversation at the most awkward point. Many linguists believe that this is God's punishment for eavesdropping.

"...And, on top of that, I had to go take my wang out of the tub drain!"
"What are you guys talking about?!"
"Oh, you just proved the First Law of Conversation, bitch!"

by Sven-Detlev October 30, 2009

Anal Bum Cover

Noun Invented by actor Sean Connery, the anal bum cover provides a secure and protective barrier for your anus. Useful while being incarcerated in a federal prison.

"I've spent years trying to perfect the anal bum cover, failing to do so has been my greatest regret." - Sean Connery (While on Celebrity Jeopardy)

by Joe_Rombie February 9, 2009

Conversate

A word used by people that spell so badly they have no hope of saying the word converse in normal conversation

"We had nothing in common, nothing to conversate about"

by Hatfishing king December 13, 2018