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Count Meme Lord

1. Someone who takes Memes way too far
2. A MemeLord with a high opinion of themselves to the point they exalt or profit from their own memes
3. Someone who is hilarious or a weird person that obsesses over memes
4. Any persons who are a living meme
5. A Meme god who has incarnated into human form but still somehow remains a meme.
I will never forget that Count Meme Lord because he wouldn't shut up about the meme of the day.
by Nude Monkey June 6, 2022
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Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.
Count Humpula doesn't care if she's on her period. He'll hit it raw too.
by AmadeuS469 September 25, 2022
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Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman who is actively menstruating.
Count Humpula doesn't care about Aunt Flo. He'll hit it raw.
by AmadeuS469 October 6, 2022
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count capula

The king of cap. Lies and frauds nonstop. A total renob
Alberto is count capula about his running!
by Richflex February 8, 2023
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Count Omar

Count Olaf's stupid name in the Daily Punctillio that Mr. Poe's wife has the audacity to put in the Daily Punctillio.
"Bruh Seriously, Count Omar?" Violet Said
"I SWEAR TO GOD THAT STUPID WOMAN HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT COUNT OMAR IN THE DAILY PUNCTILLIO!!!" Violet thought
by ersatze February 12, 2023
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Count Vanillula

"Who was leading that pack of men in white hoods?"
"count vanillula"
by dilflord July 17, 2023
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