cooker

A male hooker. Abbreviation of Cock Hooker

When Alex heard that Garret was a cooker, he invited him and his friend over for a roast.

by Dr.Theo March 22, 2011

Cocky Bastard

A person who thinks they're all that , ( mostly in boys ) think they're the best at everything, and thinks they look soooo good ( when they don't ).

Girl: " Dre is such a cocky bastard. "
Friend: " IKR ! He's not even that cute, way too confident. No wonder he can't get a girl. "

by KDChambers November 30, 2010

Cocky

Being over self confidence and self assertive

''You cocky bastard.. quit acting like you're the man!''

by sweet jesus July 24, 2006

Dane Cook

I accidentally saw this person on TV. He was telling how he used to be ugly but now is handsome with women falling all over him. He also told other "jokes."

Since I have not seen him on TV in many months, I suddenly missed his brand of absolutely no talent. Today I decided to write a short poem about the "comedian" known as Dane Cook.

I once saw Dane Cook on TV
Irritating the heck out of me
I watched in a trance
As he made faces and pranced
And asked myself, "What morons are paying good money to watch this crap?"

The end

by Norman R Fern November 5, 2012

Cookah

a females vagina bone.

J-wowww: You ever get kicked in the cookah?
Snooki: I did, and i was like AH MY COOKAH!

by FlowBla September 27, 2010

good cook

A synonym for drug dealer. Often used in texts and slang talk.

" Ronald is a real good cook!"

by Walrus guy February 6, 2017

poo cooked in pee

Inspired by ceviche, this regional delicacy comes from Mendocino and Humboldt counties, California. The acids in urine slowly cook solid feces, tenderizing and removing fecal pathogens.

As the name suggests, poo is steeped in pee for an extended period of time, until the poo becomes golden-pee-brown in color. Traditionally served with oyster crackers, corn, or pickled ham.

Tonight, we're serving poo cooked in pee!

by sincinnatti July 28, 2011