centralia (wa)

the black hole of the universe. No matter how many times someone leaves, they always wind up here. Maybe its the great selection of drugs. Everything from acid to whack. Or the antique malls. Or maybe its the wonderful, prosperouscrack whores and crack pimps lined up on Tower ave....

Hey, wanna get fucked?
yeah, lets go to Centralia (wa).
Sweeeet! We can pick up some STD's while we're there.
Yeah, and go antique shopping....

by Cheryce October 28, 2006

Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations

congratulations in a snarky way lolz

used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them

ex:
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*

by FucktardedScarecrow August 8, 2009

Contrabass

European Stringed Instrument, used for orchestral purposes. Found in modern music in the form of an electric bass.

The String quintet had two violins, a viola, a cello, and a contrabass.

by Chipwich88 January 3, 2005

Central Coast

A term used to represent the city of Chicago, due to its geographical location in the center of the United States. The term is partly in response to how the U.S. is usually represented in terms of the East or West Coasts, with Chicago being disregarded or referred to as a "second-city" or the "third coast"

Coined by Chris Shaw, founder of Central Coast Advertising Agency in Chicago.

"Where's the place to visit when in The U.S.?"

"The West Coast is inflated, The East Coast is crowded, The Central Coast is where it's at."

by CentralSwimmer June 25, 2013

Eye Contract

To make eye contact with the driver in the lane you are attempting to merge with.

"You have to let the person in if you make an eye contract."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

au contraire

The snobbish French way to say "on the contrary", which is the snobbish English way to say "rather".

A: Au contraire, while an opinion cannot be wrong, that makes you no less of an imbécile.
B: Touché.

by Joshua Fan November 17, 2013

Little Rock Central High School

An incredibly boring school located on South Park street in Little Rock that's actually two schools in one. One features AP courses taught by brilliant teachers and is populated by Asians, Arabs, a few token blacks, and white kids who wear Sperrys/Uggs. The other is taught by coaches and angry old ladies and is almost completely black, with some exceptions. The school is currently run by a woman named Nancy who is quite fond of acting like a complete moron/bitch when the media is not looking. Oh yeah, the school gets attention from the news sometimes because, I don't know, it's historic. One of the Central student's favorite past-times is pretending they're better than other people because we have history or something.

Historic Little Rock Central High School is one of about three things to see if you're vacationing in our city for some strange reason.

At Central, our security guards are too fat to walk

by Waldorfastoria January 1, 2012