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conspiracy expert

Someone either obsessed with conspiracies or someone that is in the community for a long amount of time.
Wow, you're a real conspiracy expert, aren't you?
by Uselezz April 12, 2022
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Conspiracy Theorist

A very advanced clairvoyant. Able to predict the future very accurately. A sovereign, free thinking, brave, intellectual.
It's crucial that you listen to a conspiracy theorist today.
by $ Pimp Daddy Mack $ March 31, 2023
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Aluminium Conspiracy

It's like Illuminati Conspiracy but much worse, usually when there's something that's not logical, nonsensical, or ridiculously not so reality logic.
1: So, how did Spongebob make fire underwater?
2: I don't know but that's one Aluminium Conspiracy

or

Boy 1: What's the use of hair nipples even tho it's not even useful
Boy 2: ...Aluminium Conspiracy
by DanishThaMenace December 17, 2021
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Gateway Conspiracy Theory

Gateway Conspiracy Theory.
Typically a conspiracy that does less harm than the other theories.
It often leads to more dangerous conspiracy theories.
Hence the term " gateway"
E.G: flerfers or flat-earthers theory could be less dangerous than say, a theory that the the elites are out to destroy us all, as it USUALLY has no real-life consequence.
Whereas a conspiracy theory that states the elites are out to destroy us all can lead upto and include death by suicide, paranoia, etc.
Gateway Conspiracy Theory.
That bloke that topped himself used to just be into #GatewayConspiracyTheories, flat earth, etc.
Then he went onto the hard stuff, like the elites want to kill us all.
by Daniel00 December 31, 2023
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Conspiracy Theorist

People yearning to be smart, but are too lazy to make an effort.
Mom: do something in your life for once! You're so lazy!
son: but I am a conspiracy theorist!
Mom: ohh... ok
by The truth untold February 24, 2022
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Gyaraha Conspiracy

Gyaraha Conspiracy means because when one Syatta Gyarraha we demanded for free Slurpees and so Muslims got back at us on Nau Gyarraha by flying 4 planes into Twin Towers (it's a Bitch way to deal with shit). And on Gyarrah Gyarraha, We still honor Our Men Who Died and laugh at those Muslims. I made a great song about it and it's titularly named "Gyaraha Conspiracy (Bad Romance PARODY) ft. Terrorist With Two Taquito Boxes" on My Youtube channel Dylan Fiore
Gyaraha Conspiracy meeans because when one Syatta Gyarraha we demanded for free Slurpees and so Muslims got back at us on Nau Gyarraha by flying 4 planes into Twin Towers (it's a Bitch way to deal with shit). And on Gyarrah Gyarraha, We still honor Our Men Who Died and laugh at those Muslims. I made a great song about it and it's titularly named "Gyaraha Conspiracy (Bad Romance PARODY) ft. Terrorist With Two Taquito Boxes" on My Youtube channel Dylan Fiore When I Watch Stranger Things I root for Gyaraha-- It's a Gyaraha Conspiracy
by The DylINator November 2, 2020
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