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Conservative Punk 

a punk rocker who understands what bieng punk is,that capitalism works,lower taxes and less government are good, and above all doesnt want a fascist/communist/national socialist goverment (like the one obama is giving us)
some notable conservative punks

Michale Graves "i like george bush because i believe he truly emodies what a leader should have"

Johnny Ramone
"god bless President Bush and god bless the United States"
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conservative punk 

An oxymoron. Ur not punk if you dont wanna overthrow the government.
Johnny Ramone is not a punk, he supports reagan.

Conservative Chav 

A conservative chav, also known as Nashville chav, is a chav variant with blue jeans, any old T-shirt, a pair of tennie shoes, baseball cap, and may or may not 'cross era dress'. Some chavs may pick the 1980s style while others will pick the late 1990s. Jackets can come in variety between leather jacket, from some of the cheapest coats to the more expensive North Face jackets. Fleece is extremely popular fashion for a conservative chav. These Chavs are supposed to deer hunters/fishing/bowhunting in the Midwest US.

- sports branded baseball cap
- fleece
- 3-8 year old T-shirt
- blue jeans or designer cargo pants
- tennie shoes
- puffy side burns and lots of hair
- slightly unshaven
- avoids haircut sometimes.
- no jewelry or maybe a cheap neckless
- non fancy watch (Timex Ironman or Castaway for example)
- pro-capitalist
- not nearly as aggressive as the actual chav culture it is based off of.
Guy 1: What kind of Chav does the Midwestern chav look?
Guy 2: They're all conservatives or liberal-conservatives or some kind of conservative. The John McCain or Michael Steele or Reagon Democrats.
Guy 1: Juez, the conservative chav counter-culture looks weird.
Guy 2: Yep, these people think there is something greater than the latest style like President Bush fashion style.
Guy 1: Whatever. I dig urban cowboys.
Conservative Chav by Hellads March 8, 2009

conservative douche 

Usually a person who says one thing, doing the opposite and calling it fake news when others call them on it.
Trump is a conservative douche.
Conservative douche Roy Moore loves family values when they aren't older than 17 years old.

conservative bias 

Something not nearly as proliferous as the raging liberal bias in the US media.
Liberals scream "Fox News!" when giving an example of conservative bias. Please. If conservatives yelled about CNN, ABC, CBS, PBS, NPR, CNN, MSNBC, Newsweek, Time and the New York Times half as much as the Left yells about Fox, even I'd get bored with them.

conservative bias 

Existent, but very rare.

Liberal dumbasses think that just because most television stations and other forms of media are run by EEEVIL corporations, then they must harbor some hidden conservative bias. If you actually did some research instead of believing everything you hear from shitty political punk bands, you would know that the executives of TV companies such as AOL Time Warner, Sony Viacom, and Knight Ridder all donate heavily to the Democratic party.
From opensecrets.org:

Book, Magazine & Newspaper companies donations to political parties:
Democrats: $3,816,049(67%)
Republicans:$1,882,638(33%)

Recorded Music Production donations:
Democrats: $976,102(83%)
Republicans:$197,400(17%)

Movie Production donations:
Democrats: $2,722,128(82%)
Republicans:$586,532(18%)

TV Production donations:
Democrats: $639,145(76%)
Republicans:$197,793(24%)

AOL/Time Warner, Sony, Viacom, Universal, Vivendi, NBC, ABC, Warner Brothers, and Disney all adamantly support Democrats over Republicans. The facts are all there. Or just keep believing everything George Soros spoon-feeds you.
conservative bias by Dassh2 June 13, 2004

conservative regime 

American right-wing political afillation. Opposes liberalism as well as socialism. Right wing politicians include Rick Perry and Ron Paul. They oppose illegal immigration, support free-trade, support the death penalty, and support cannabis legalization. I'm personally a conservative.
James Hettefield, frontman of Metallica and Lee Ving, Singer of punk band Fear are all supporters of the conservative regime.