by rapsux March 25, 2005
A politician who is more concerned with the interests of corporations, but the only reason they champion conservative values like "preserving the family" is to appeal to the conservative masses in order to distract them from their corporatist interests that will eventually screw over their constituents.
"Man, I really like that Mitt Romney guy. He really cares about family."
"You better realize he's a corporate conservative who hides his assets in the Cayman Islands, and he's playing like you like a fiddle..."
"You better realize he's a corporate conservative who hides his assets in the Cayman Islands, and he's playing like you like a fiddle..."
by IceColdCapriSunsAreUnderrated February 21, 2012
The right wing opposite of the liberal elite. The make all liberal seem like communists and tend to jump to the guns. Bush is not part of this group.
by Bill January 21, 2006
A uk government party (bunch of selfish posh idiots)that aren’t helping the nhs that’s why we have to sleep over night in waiting rooms and the hospitals are run down whom always end up winning because statistically old people vote a lot more than young people they also enjoy fox hunting and scones
*in A&E*
Patient :”why have I been waiting 8 hours “
Nurse :
“The conservative party cut the funds so we don’t have many equipment or nurses and none of us are getting paid but we’re trying our best”
Patient to themself :
‘Fuck I should of voted Labour ‘
Patient :”why have I been waiting 8 hours “
Nurse :
“The conservative party cut the funds so we don’t have many equipment or nurses and none of us are getting paid but we’re trying our best”
Patient to themself :
‘Fuck I should of voted Labour ‘
by I really like fish and chips August 31, 2019
Most popular major at Prager University. The fact that only Benis Drager teaches them while liberal arts are in every university is proof that society is biased towards libtards.
Hello kids for Conservative Arts 101 at Prager University we will be reading chapter 1 of "Urine and Feces, yes Urine and Feces"
by 322997am November 12, 2020
Did you listen to Sean Hannity yesterday? He's a stupid conservative. See also, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, Ann Coulter, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill Frist, Dick Armey, Trent Lott, Tom Delay.
by Samurai Sam September 16, 2006
N. An oxymoron. A political party in Canada. Created in the 1830s, formed the first government of Canada under the name Liberal Conservatives (another oxymoron), changed their name to Conservatives and then merged with the Progressive Party to become the Progressive Conservatives. After the Mulrooney government they became very unpopular.
by bill June 24, 2003