A Bean Complex is when a person, normally a male, develops an attachment to a possibly sexual event involving a specific person. He then proceeds to never let go of this memory, seeing as it may very well be the last event like this he/she will ever experience, and shares it with as many people as he/she possibly can, including the person involved in the event.
James: Dude, Jack has developed such a bean complex for what happened with Alice last night.
Jack: Hey guys! Remember that time with Alice when we "high-fived" all night? Good times.
John: *sarcastically* Yeah, really cool.
Jack: Hey guys! Remember that time with Alice when we "high-fived" all night? Good times.
John: *sarcastically* Yeah, really cool.
by Pseudo-name January 03, 2015
the awkward feeling inside you when your best friend comes out of the closet and you ask him if they are attracted to you, and they straight up deny it. So here, you're completely straight, but you feel offended by getting rejected by someone who isn't straight.
Person A: "Dude, needed to tell you something. I am gay."
Person B: "Oo, that's cool. So...did you ever feel attracted to me? just,,curious"
Person A: "Nah man, not even a bit"
Person B: "Wh- Why? You think i'm not good enough for you...huh?"
Person A: "Dude, don't be one of those guys with paradimos complex...shut up instead"
Person B: "Oo, that's cool. So...did you ever feel attracted to me? just,,curious"
Person A: "Nah man, not even a bit"
Person B: "Wh- Why? You think i'm not good enough for you...huh?"
Person A: "Dude, don't be one of those guys with paradimos complex...shut up instead"
by op3rator October 09, 2021
Someone who emulates a hardened persona, usually through claims of past hardships and character defining struggles. Usually these claims are exaggerated or entirely fictitious.
"I swear all these SJW's suffer from a veteran complex. They wouldn't know hardship if it walked up and slapped them in the face!"
by Winnipeg sucks more October 13, 2021
by Snoweee June 22, 2021
The SOX processes were needlessly complex, they had so many turns and twists, they would have made Rube Goldberg smile.
by FPB June 19, 2008
Cringe worthy teenage tiktokers self diagnosing to seem cool and superior, would cry if you raised your voice at them and can’t order at McDonald’s by themselves.
by certainly not your daddy June 10, 2021
by elementoflazy July 07, 2009