coldplay cleanse

When you spend at least 3 hours listening to quality music with heart and passion after struggling through Coldplay's performance at the Super Bowl.

I seriously needed a Coldplay Cleanse so I've been listening to Zeppelinand Hendrix all day.

by Jlewmook September 22, 2016

Coldplayed

To be publicly and humiliatingly caught cheating—especially on camera, like a Jumbotron at a sporting event—resulting in immediate heartbreak and maximum embarrassment.
Bonus points if Coldplay songs would make the moment even sadder.

• “Dude brought his side chick to the Lakers game and got coldplayed on the Kiss Cam. His girl saw it on Twitter before halftime.”
• “I thought I was slick until I got coldplayed at her cousin’s wedding—microphone and all.”
• “That moment when she turned to him with tears in her eyes and ‘Fix You’ started playing… man got coldplayed.”

by TattedUpJeep July 18, 2025

Coldplayed

Someone who is being caught cheating or being deceitful in a public event.

Andy Barron, the CEO of Astronomer, has been coldplayed last night.

by Gab641 July 19, 2025

ColdPlayed

/‘Kould,pleid - verb
1. The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, usually in a public place, especially during a major event.

2. To be seen at the wrong place, at the wrong time, with the wrong person.

Bro thought he was safe mixed into a crowd of 45,000. He totally got ColdPlayed.

by KngRob5oh July 20, 2025

Coldplayed

1. The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public, usually during major events.
2. To be seen at the wrong place with the wrong person at the wrong time.

"Bro thought he was safe in a crowd of 80,000. He got Coldplayed hard"

by kaiservee July 18, 2025

coldplayed

Getting exposed cheating at a major concert. Double points if it's called out by the artist/band. Triple points if it's called out by the band Coldplay.

Astronomer CEO Andy Byron was coldplayed with Kristin Cabot at a Coldplay concert.

by vivthishandleisalreadyinuse July 18, 2025

Coldplaying

Your significant other, spouse, boyfriend or girlfriend gets caught cheating on you, anywhere but more so on social media.

Damn bro... your girl is Coldplaying you.

You got Coldplayed last night
I was at a concert last night and saw your husband hugging on another lady. Gurl.. he is Coldplaying you.

Bro.. you better be careful, I heard your girl is a Coldplayer
Coldplay, Coldplaying, Coldplayer, Coldplayed

by Captain1969 July 20, 2025