Colten

A fag that prides himself on taking advantage of people for his own personal monetary or social benefit. Enjoys being a chatty kathy on other people because he really does not have any friends and people can't stand his presence. This guy is probably the worst person you should choose to be friends with because he will offer you nothing, but will take everything he can from you. This guy should make a living at cutting peoples tires.

That Colten used me to take my woman

by lilmage5 October 16, 2009

colen

its where your poop lives before it comes out.

finger your butt-hole

by Dick Van-Dyke April 21, 2005

Stephen Colbert

1) America (and so can you)
2) Host of The Late Show, and former host of The Colbert Report (pronounced Colbear Repour)
3) The perfect human being.

I enjoy watching Stephen Colbert; he's so funny!

by An_Unnamed_Cell May 24, 2018

Colten

Some homeless guy you find on the street playing fortnite

Colten: “Hey kids do you want to play fortnite?”

by Mayo._.memes June 13, 2019

Crem de la Colbert

A snack invented by TV icon Stephen T. Colbert, consisting of an Original flavor Pringle, topped with whipped cream, which is then topped with another Original flavor Pringle.

There are other versions, such as the "Sour Cream and Onion" Crem de la Colbert, the "Pizza" Crem de la Colbert, and the recently discontinued "Taco Night" Crem de la Colbert.

"I was just diagnosed with diabetes, it must have been my love for Crem de la Colbert."

by No Need to be Named April 6, 2010

Stephen Colberted

The "r" is silent. This is recieving a sexual act while at a desk or podium while speaking to an audience. May include a blowjob, getting eaten out, or if you are creative enough a blumpkin.

Stacy was getting Stephen Colberted while giving her validictorian speech at her High School.

by Werty is Willing May 29, 2010

steven colbert

Extremely good-looking and well-dressed talk-show host with a knack for always being right. He's a pro-republican and self-proclaimed African American. a.k.a.'s: "the man", "Mr. America", and soon-to-be "Mr. President".

Cory: hey nick, let's watch the the Colbert Report.

Nick: sure. let's watch the Daily Show with Jon Stuart until then.

Cory: who's Jon Stuart?

Nick: that Jewish democrat guy.

Cory: oh.... well, is he as handsome or as funny as Steven Colbert?

Nick: no.

Cory: alright.

by Cory Lowery June 30, 2007