the money you give to someone (e.g., Ticketmaster), which they use to clean you up after they rape you in the ass.
The tickets were only $25, but I had to give them another $20 for something called a "Ticketmaster Convenience Charge."
by mind the gap October 14, 2011
Get the Ticketmaster Convenience Charge mug.Keep Calm and Chive On originated from the English slogan "Keep Calm and Carry On" used to boost morale before the start of WWII. In modern times, it has been used to promote companies, firearms freedoms and various internet memes.
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"Dude, Denuo Convena is killing us again, why can't we beat them?!"
"Because they have mansechs with WAVE, that's why."
"Because they have mansechs with WAVE, that's why."
by Karu February 11, 2005
Get the Denuo Convena mug.Having a conversation completely unrelated to the original status update through comments between two or more people that excludes the poster of the status update. The original poster will return to an email full of notifications of a conversation he/she was not a part of.
These tend to happen randomly and mystifies all others who read the randomly place public conversation.
Usually ends in the original posters profound confusion and slight anger over the useless notifications he received due to others using his/hers account as a personal chat window.
A phenomenon found on Facebook and Myspace.
Comversed is derived from a combination of Comment and Conversation. In the theme of Converse, Chucked can also be used.
These tend to happen randomly and mystifies all others who read the randomly place public conversation.
Usually ends in the original posters profound confusion and slight anger over the useless notifications he received due to others using his/hers account as a personal chat window.
A phenomenon found on Facebook and Myspace.
Comversed is derived from a combination of Comment and Conversation. In the theme of Converse, Chucked can also be used.
My friends Comversed my status update about photography and ended up talking about curing bacon. When I woke up I had 58 pointless email notifications.
by itemnumbernine September 3, 2009
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2: hell yeah, I want to go convencing!
2: hell yeah, I want to go convencing!
by supmycrap August 27, 2010
Get the convencing mug.A delusional singer/songwriter that refuses to accept their mediocrity.
Also, to Barnes it, is to deny being ginger, when in fact, ginger.
Also, to Barnes it, is to deny being ginger, when in fact, ginger.
Ah man, did you see that dude singing in the bar last night? Total Clive Barnes.
He was Barnes-ing it, even when his pants were down, displaying ginger pubes aplenty!
He was Barnes-ing it, even when his pants were down, displaying ginger pubes aplenty!
by bigcountry77 January 4, 2012
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(Came from love island 2019)
(Came from love island 2019)
* is an argument *
Person 1: wow it's getting a bit Chivey in here
Person 2: yeah they're definitely getting a bit chived
Person 1: wow it's getting a bit Chivey in here
Person 2: yeah they're definitely getting a bit chived
by Justabitofchive June 11, 2019
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