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Convexting 

When you engage in a novel's worth of conversation with your new crush because he hasn't called you yet but you still want to talk.
I like Matt but, convexting is getting old and he should pick up the phone.
Convexting by Snelmsy February 3, 2014

hippie converting pee poop 

when you go the bathroom pee then flush the toilet and realize as soon as you flush the toilet that you need to go poop. you go poop and flush again. feeling bad for over flushing you decide to start to give back to the environment and become a hippie and not the peace and love kind no you become a man who shits in holes that he had dug then buries them back up eats garbage doesn't eat meat and if you disagree with this person on anything related to the environment they will go "that's not cool,man"

this may seem like a honorable thing but in most cases unless the person was already like this on the inside the effects of a hippie converting pee poop are not permanent and usually are about 10 minutes to 10 days any longer and there might not be any going back
bob: whats wrong with jerry he has been acting weird lately
tim: he took a hippie converting pee poop

necro-conversing

Rehashing an old conversation.
"Remember when we talked about your brain being the size of your nipple?"
"No... Was I drunk? It's way too early in the morning for necro-conversing."
necro-conversing by omgchrista March 30, 2010

consenting 

It has the meaning of accepting, where the two sides accept the situation.
A: They're divorcing.
B: Is it a consenting divorce?
A: I don't think so.
consenting by Franroth June 18, 2017

Converting Hips

When a male or female of a religious affiliation has such a desirable figure, one would be willing to convert to their religion in order to come in contact with them.
Person 1: "Did I just see you chatting up Emily, bro? You know she's Mormon, right?"

Person 2: "I know, I know. But, she's got them converting hips, my man! I can't resist!

Person 1: "Damn, you make a fair point."
Converting Hips by Mr.Flux October 23, 2017

self conversing

the act of replying to your own text massages that you sent befoe getting super backwoods shitfaced.
.....fucking busch light...i keep self conversing..
self conversing by trilly mays March 30, 2015