coconut college

A slang term for alternative high schooling for those who have been kicked out of normal high school or those who are over 21 and are no longer allowed to attend normal high school and want to finish. The coconut part comes from slang term coconut which means idiot, dumb person, etc and the college part because it's taken later in life. The term became wide spread in the 70's.

Dude 1: Hey man, are you up for going out tonight?

Dude 2: Sorry man, I gotta report into coconut college with independent studies

by Dusty Bannister January 9, 2008

coconut

The action describing how you're going to make somebody go "coco" when you "nut" in them.

Hey, honey! Wanna do the coconut?

by kebweb August 2, 2022

Sex Coconut

Someone with high labido and short hair.

That sex coconut posted pictures of his catbum online

by L'espirit Libre July 8, 2010

Coconuts

Usually found in tropical places, unless they migrate or are carried by a sparrow. They can be cut in half and banged together to mimic a horse in case you don't have the budget for a real one.

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (do del le do) There they are standing in the road. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head. You give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist is what the showman said.

by xWolfiex August 23, 2011

Coconut Shoulders

Massive, round, muscular shoulders

I'm working on my shoulders - I want massive coconut shoulders!
Wow! Look at that guy! He's got huge coconut shoulders!
Check out the coconut shoulders on that girl! She must live at the gym!!

by MichelleMac December 20, 2014

Coconut Doughnut

When you pull out of someone's ass after anal sex and rub the ejaculate around the rim of their asshole, thus creating a coconut doughnut.

I gave her a coconut doughnut last night.

by Greaster September 28, 2015

Coconut snowball

When a man is receiving oral pleasure and at the point of ejaculation his partner sneezes, 'blowing back' the semen onto his testicles and thus making them look like the coconut snowball snack.

I was full on enjoying my blowie last night but the damn bitch sneezed at the last minute giving me a bad case of the coconut snowballs.

by louboopdidoo April 14, 2016