Cockmongler

A person of the female gender (no transies) who lives to shove huge cocks in their cock pocket (mouth).

"Hey Sarah do u happen to be a cockmongler?"
"Oh fuck yes I am and I'll mongle that huge fucking cock of your fucking all day long 😉"

by Muffinator June 15, 2016

cocklong

Unlike "cockstrong" which defines a man with unusual physical strength, cocklong describes a man with a large penis.

A lot of people think Wayne is cockstrong, but they often forget he's cocklong too.

by Ole Suge December 30, 2016

Cocktopus

A gay orgy involving 8 or more men.

Fem: octopussy.

"I was in a raging cocktopus last night, I'm still sore"

by Cocktopus Lord March 21, 2017

cocktinously

the male gender when they are compulsively focused on satisfying their cock.

He cocktinously badgered her with stupid questions.

by hurricaneheather April 8, 2017

Cockmonster

A man usually named tommaso is hungry for sperm

hey tommo you have a tiny cock lol omg #suckmeoff you cockmonster

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

cocktorise

A person who surpasses a prick.

Joe was being a real cocktorise at work

by Horn2017 October 10, 2017

cocktoberfest

Time of year that is recognized worldwide as the "holiday season" for dope-hos across the globe. Traditionally it occurs during the month of July, which was chose because during that part of the summer one will find their weather conditions to be, for the most part, described In pretty much the same exact word these who're take pride in using to describe themselves and others like them.... "muggy, miserable, and way too damn hot" (please note the last part is used only by these skank bitches and does not reflect the opinion of a single other soul on this planet other than other dope-hos)

Traditionally this holiday is a tribute to all them hard working tramps that In reality are out there preserving the worlds delicate state of 'sanity' by sacrificing themselves to be no more than a cum-dumpster receptacle to provide release, stress relief, etc and all at a minimal cost to the migrant worker or hobo or some rank of trashy per put there who may be about to snap and go postal, until given that Blow-Job that keeps the dude going to see another day without creating a mass loss of human life.

Most commonly celebrated through the entire month of the sluts being worked for a higher rate (standard is 3 times what you'd normally pay them) of earnings into their pipes or needles than the customary amount they'd normally earn...

Dude I fucking hate cocktoberfest.... Not only am I sitting in my car sweating my balls off for a half ass BJ from that bitch Stacy cuz its 120 degrees outside, but since it's the holiday I gotta give her a goddamn 8ball! Bitch still wont swallow either!

by jimjones, omnibeing November 2, 2017