Emily Clarke

Emily is a girl that is so beautiful and attractive that she gives you anxiety. It's almost impossible to look into her eyes when you first meet her. She has a beautiful personality and can be shy sometimes but she doesn't know how shy people are when first meeting her.

"I have a crush on Emily Clarke."
"Oml good taste! She's coming now."
*Heart beats so hard it hurts, breathing intensifies, I look down at the floor in embarrassment thinking that I'm way out her league and should just give up.*

"Haha how'd you do that?"
Emily is in the corner of my eye listening to me talk. I glance at her for a split second, I felt like someone shot me through the heart. Her eyes were like looking at a black hole and seeing another universe. It took under a second to make me feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. My excuse to finish talking is:
"I forgot what to say... *Nervous giggle"

I turn away and start crying from the insecurity building up; "I'm so not good enough! I'm rubbish and I should quit crushing on her!"

by LøCl October 7, 2021

Darrell Clarke

Massive fan of all things dogs
Also has yorkshire terrier porn on his laptop
Manager of the 2nd best team in Burslem

That darrell clarke guy is a massive dog wanker, I even heard he makes the players bring their pets to training sessions

by jamiewatsonwfc October 27, 2021

Andrew Clarke

One of the funniest alpha males you could ever meet. If you ever meet one of these exotic individuals, you will immediately feel the overwhelming male dominance wash over you. The power of the whitest name in existence will throw you off, and you may feel hopelessness or despair due to the jealousy felt toward Andrew. The majority of them are naturally gifted at baseball and basketball, and will usually break your ankles on and off the court.

"Is that Andrew Clarke? I just wanna suck his cock until his balls are empty so I can feel the wrath of the one and only Clarkenator"

"Guys look, it's Andrew! We should jump him and steal his black air forces."

by 100mph Fastball November 1, 2021

Corey Clarke

There is no way to describe what the hell a 'Corey Clarke' is but someone with great music tastes!

Peter : "What type of Music do you like Clive?"
Clive : " I'm a Corey Clarke type of guy as i do not like rap!"

by Corey Clarke PBG November 22, 2021

Adam Clarke

Old poo that has a broken arm and claims disability from the government lazy and can't get any girls because, well, he's him lol.

What an old pooooooooooooo

(Adam) oh hey, govenment

(Govenment) OMG DONT CALL U MAKE US POOR

(Adam Clarke) Ye, I so lazy brrrrrrrrr

by Haha lazy adam December 1, 2021

Kenneth Clarke

Or 'Ken Clarke ' The combination of simultaneously taking Cocaine and Ketamine together, an alternative to the more commonly used term 'Calvin Klein'

Tom; " James looks fucked - what has he taken?"
Alex; " Haha yes, he's on the Kenneth Clarke."

by jasjas123 January 27, 2022

Zaden Clarke

A Discord troll who has a really weird sense of humour, but a good guy. At first he will seem quiet but once you get to know him you'll be surprised. A short guy who always calls people "kids" and claims to be older than them. In reality, he just wants some real, genuine friends who have a similar sense of humour and have his back. If you see a Zaden Clarke, tell him you want to be his friend.

Zaden Clarke: Does anyone want to be my friend :(
Random person: I'll be your friend
Zaden Clarke: Yay my first real friend!!

by anonymous February 27, 2022