Clarifem

When a woman explains something obvious in a condescending, oversimplified way.

The opposite of mansplaining

Let me clarifem that for you. The pedal on the left is for slowing down the car. The one on the right makes it go faster.

by neonistic February 22, 2023

clarinet

the best instrument ever. plays in concert, marching, and jazz bands. mostly girls and gays but some random football players too (for some reason.) can be used as an insult or a compliment. better than saxophones.

trumpet: is that girl a clarinet?
trombone: how could you say that...?

saxophone: ew its a clarinet
clarinet: we're just better than u lmao stay mad

by paztels April 17, 2023

clarizza

Someone named Clarissa who pulls hella ppl

David: "I heard you got a new play thing Claire."

Clarizza: "Yea, hes in the gc."
Brianna: "Boy toy"
Clarizza: "Not a boy toy but ok"
David: "Clarissa more like Clarizza. Getting hoes"

by clarizza_lipbite January 4, 2024

clarinet

a hand looking butt plug

please hand me my clarinet my butt needs a fucking

by gaydier January 26, 2024

claribeth

Claribeth is what we know as a "somalian pirate" . She has the heart of gold but the gyat of drake .She is sneaky and conniving and often flirts with minors to get her way.Typical.Despite this , she is leader of the wolf pack known as the "quick queefers" .They trap their prey in a headlock and quickly queef in their opponents face ,producing a pungent smell of death . This is known as W rizz. Her victims have all been said to be situated in Ohio. Claribeth is a public Hero ,an inspiration and role model to others.

drake: have you heard about Claribeth?
Kate Middleton: yes ! she queefed on my face the other day. Best experience of my life!
drake: If Claribeth queefed on me will this improve my life expectancy?
Kate Middleton: Yes! do recommend?
drake: Money for fun TwT.

by jailninja March 16, 2024

claribeth

Claribeth is what we know as a "somalian pirate" . She has the heart of gold but the gyat of drake .She is sneaky and conniving and often flirts with minors to get her way.Typical.Despite this , she is leader of the wolf pack known as the "quick queefers" .They trap their prey in a headlock and quickly queef in their opponents face ,producing a pungent smell of death . This is known as W rizz. Her victims have all been said to be situated in Ohio. Claribeth is a public Hero ,an inspiration and role model to others.

drake: have you heard about Claribeth?
Kate Middleton: yes ! she queefed on my face the other day. Best experience of my life!
drake: If Claribeth queefed on me will this improve my life expectancy?
Kate Middleton: Yes! do recommend?
drake: Money for fun TwT.

by jailninja March 16, 2024

claribeth

Claribeth is what we know as a "somalian pirate" . She has the heart of gold but the gyat of drake .She is sneaky and conniving and often flirts with minors to get her way.Typical.Despite this , she is leader of the wolf pack known as the "quick queefers" .They trap their prey in a headlock and quickly queef in their opponents face ,producing a pungent smell of death . This is known as W rizz. Her victims have all been said to be situated in Ohio. Claribeth is a public Hero ,an inspiration and role model to others.

drake: have you heard about Claribeth?
Kate Middleton: yes ! she queefed on my face the other day. Best experience of my life!
drake: If Claribeth queefed on me will this improve my life expectancy?
Kate Middleton: Yes! do recommend?
drake: Money for fun TwT.

by jailninja March 16, 2024