Using dry-shampoo spray on your hair and caking on more makeup onto your dirty, unwashed face, in place of taking an actual shower. This procedure will give you a dew-like glow and make you appear sticky to the touch, just like Christina Aguilera.
"I get off work late tonight, so I'll just take a Christina Aguilera shower and I'll be good to go to the party."
"We're going on a 5-day camping trip... thank God for the Christina Aguilera shower."
"We're going on a 5-day camping trip... thank God for the Christina Aguilera shower."
by mal_the_gal July 5, 2012
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by Bonnie September 5, 2003
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An overweight male like female who grows mustaches and usually consists of spotty and variously placed patches of conspicuous, multicolored short hair throughout her body.
Most commonly referred to as 'Tina', she can't keep track or be up to date with modern day events and, even though she may currently be a minor, she will never be fully able to apply any skill she has developed through her public school education. As well as she commonly can not hold her balance as she walks and tries to play off her obvious small mental illness with laughter and high pitched noises after mistakes like these.
Most commonly referred to as 'Tina', she can't keep track or be up to date with modern day events and, even though she may currently be a minor, she will never be fully able to apply any skill she has developed through her public school education. As well as she commonly can not hold her balance as she walks and tries to play off her obvious small mental illness with laughter and high pitched noises after mistakes like these.
*Tina falls*
Christina: Hahahahaha woooopppsss!!!!
*Everyone stares*
Christina: It isn't my day!!
--it never ever is--
Christina: Hahahahaha woooopppsss!!!!
*Everyone stares*
Christina: It isn't my day!!
--it never ever is--
by mr.non-fiction June 6, 2013
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She tries so hard to be like The talented Britney Spears But Cant do that and never will. Christina Aguelera is just trash, the things that you can do with her cds are not buy them or if you have one give it to your dog.
She tries so hard to be like The talented Britney Spears But Cant do that and never will. Christina Aguelera is just trash, the things that you can do with her cds are not buy them or if you have one give it to your dog.
Christina aguilera, one of the most hated celebrities in the world. Not just America But The entire universe.
by Lady89 April 19, 2006
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Get the christina aguilera mug.A skank who had always been behind the shadow of Legendary Miss Britney Spears. Also called Floptina after flopping with Keeps Flopping Harder: A Decade of Flops, Flopionic and Flopresque. She's the very definition of late 90's "diva" who flopped miserably after 12 years. Just like Flopsica Simpson and Flopdy Moore... But atleast, Jessica is making money with her clothing line and Mandy Moore with Tangled making box-office returns unlike flopresque which cause her producers to sell their studio. She's also widely known of having Flopdas' Touch cause anything she touches turns into flop. Sad but true...
Girl A:Christina Aguilera? Who is she?
Girl B: OMG, that flop who thinks she can touch Britney Spears' 100 Million Records sold? OMG, bitch needs to get out of her delusion just like her fans! LMAO!!!
Girl A: LOLLOOOLLLOLLOL!!!
Girl B: OMG, that flop who thinks she can touch Britney Spears' 100 Million Records sold? OMG, bitch needs to get out of her delusion just like her fans! LMAO!!!
Girl A: LOLLOOOLLLOLLOL!!!
by legendary spears February 24, 2011
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she acts weird sometimes but shes still cool
never mess with her cuz she will mess with you
most likey shes azn
AZN PRIDE
she acts weird sometimes but shes still cool
never mess with her cuz she will mess with you
most likey shes azn
AZN PRIDE
Kevin: Who is that azn girl
Gerorge: Thats the new girl Christina Huynh
Kevin: Shit she is a Smart Ass
Gerorge: Thats right
*high five*
Gerorge: Thats the new girl Christina Huynh
Kevin: Shit she is a Smart Ass
Gerorge: Thats right
*high five*
by wordsmartgurl November 24, 2009
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