Cheerio

He is a loving hamster and a funny companion

Aw, Cheerio is so cute today!

by I eat dog food February 10, 2019

Used Cheerios

Boxed cereal that has already been opened and sold by third party distributors (like ebay). Often contaminated during transportation, usually by urine or other waste products.

Found used Cheerios on ebay for $1.99 instead of $8.99 new, but it tasted like Cheerios and piss....

by Billiam 69 January 7, 2024

Cheerio

Aussie signing off insult.
Doesn't mean goodbye, means you have a small dick.

As in "Nice to hear from you, cheerio."

by anonymous February 4, 2024

Cheerio Rimmer

Where you Cheerios are placed in the anal crevice of a consenting sexual partner.

The other partner then licks the cereal items from their area, thusly performing a Cheerio Rimmer.

Barry gave me the best Cheerio Rimmer last night.

by MaxRiffage December 1, 2021

Cheerio

An extraordinarily direct insult aimed at the way someone is shaped.

If someone calls you a cheerio you are really bottom of the damn barrel.
save yourself and don't be a cheerio.

"you....you CHEERIO"
*fucking dies*

by sicken.ing October 23, 2022

Mexican Cheerio

A male Mexican feeding Cheerios to another male/female, from the tip of his dick

Want to have a Mexican Cheerio tonight Ozzy?

by SmogzV2 March 31, 2022

dick cheerios

The act of finding the largest mixing bowl you have, filling it with Cheerios and milk, and fucking the living hell out of it, orgasming into it, then feeding it to a roommate.

Guy: "Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah, dick cheerios is the best!" *Puts semen filled Cheerios back into fridge*
Next Day
Girl: *Gets nice looking bowl of Cheerios out of the fridge, eats* "Hey, are these dick cheerios!? They taste really sweat!"

by Skelebonesyourbitch'shoe'sass February 1, 2021