The Devil's Checkout

When one is clearing the rubble from their Dairyaire after a particular nasty number 2 session. Without the proper tp coverage allowing, ones finger to slip from behind their paper based armor. Brushing against ones said Anus, very much like a checkout clerk would scan a item. And when not hearing the beep of that item, called for a price check...Smelling ones fingers

Sorry I am late had to wash my hands, went though the Devil's checkout and got hung up on the price check

by Sirtymishu January 28, 2020

Sandy Spread Cheeks

The best ark in the notorious Spongebob anime.

I can’t wait to see the the Sandy Spread Cheeks ark!

by Cousin Blackjack August 1, 2020

Shit my Cheeks

The act of unintentional defacation, but only so little material as to not touch your pants or underwear and to just coat one's intergluteal cleft.

"Hot damn, I ate some taco bell last night and just shit my cheeks, I better go wipe!"

by Jakobe Bryant But better July 13, 2021

creamy cheek

the residue of shit that remains in and around your butt hole after taking a shit...usually happens when you run out of toilet paper...or just too lazy to wipe your ass after taking a huge dump.

Damn...I ran out of toilet paper again...and my creamy cheek is going to make shid marks on my boxers AGAIN...

by dznuts619sdc April 7, 2007

Sweet Cheeks

A girl that has a curvaceous backside, it's so voluptuous that you just want to rub your face all in it.

Wow, Kasey's got some sweet cheeks, I just want to rub butter all over them and eat them all up.

by EPaulD October 31, 2010

clapping cheeks

The sound a womans booty makes when getting clapped from behind.

I heard that Tom was clapping cheeks with Lizzie yesterday.

by dictionarybot100 July 4, 2019

Cheeky

Cheeky, a word used in Australia by New Zealanders when flirting with the opposite sex. It's used in a playful manner when one is teasing.

Curtis your so cheeky, come here so I can kiss you.

by Harley Qu April 11, 2016