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Mustard Check

When you have to return to the bathroom later (around 20 minutes later) to wipe your ass again to make sure you got it all. Also, when you go to the bathroom to wipe after a fart with some follow through (i.e. shart).
-Dude, my asshole is still itching after taking that shit.
-Hey man, you better go for a mustard check to make sure you got it all.
by Brickpants December 28, 2011
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check my taint

a good phrase to use when someone pisses you off, gets a few laughs and leaves people wondering what the fuck you just said.. equivalent to saying suck my dick or suck my clit but who doesn't like to check someones else's taint right?
"hey man sorry about taking your girl, bro check my taint your a douchebag"
by CondorGiftard January 30, 2012
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hot check day

The day before payday when you are broke but write a check anyway since chances are you will have your paycheck to the bank before the hot check.
It's finally hot check day. I can go ahead and get the things I need now since I get paid tomorrow.
by bsdavidson360 February 9, 2014
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Check the blind spot

When you fart but are unsure if it was a shart. So you go to the bathroom to wipe to make sure
After i farted i went to the bathroom to check the blind spot.
by deencee08 October 10, 2016
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Glizzy Check

John: Hey Dave, how about a glizzy check?

Dave: Anything for you, John!
by Teavan February 16, 2022
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Riginos check

riginos checking is when you check a corner but dont
oh my god man you riginos checked that corner
by Xulled March 2, 2022
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Mic Check

When a male is exchanging sexual relations with someone, most probably during oral and then proceeds to, or have his partner, playfully slap/pat the shaft of his penis on their tongue or other part of their mouth and or face just a handful of times. The act can either be utilised for increasing erectile presence for the penis and or just for general visual erotic stimuli all around.

Synonyms: cockslap, schlap
Person A (internally): man, my guy is putting up a fight

Person A: *Mic Checks person B*

Person B: man his guy must be putting up a fight tonight.
by apersonwithahand November 2, 2022
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