cement sandwich

The act of gluing two bitches together with your own semen. Presumably after fornicating furiously.

Those bitches didn't even know the meaning of ladies night till I served them a cement sandwich...!

by KTitties May 17, 2014

Cement Body

When you're so lit that you cannot move and your body feels like cement.

After we finished that blunt I had cement body for hours.

by ll008 October 22, 2015

cementacious

Any material sharing the qualities of cement.

Please dispose of cementacious material in the area provided.

by Maurice_Enchel October 13, 2016

Cement hooch

when an eldery gentlemens asshole is tighter than a brand new bottle of pickles

Daniel locked his grandfather in a horses stable and tried to make him sit on a nail but his cement hooch bent the nail sideways.

by Cement hooch May 20, 2017

cementista

An artisan of cement, usually of Mediterranean descent.

Oh Luigi, you are a true cementista, truly worthy of wearing a knotted hanky; the smoothness and flatness of the 95Mpa concrete that covers your front-yard would impress the great Michaelangelo himself .

Ahhh Sergio, ability in the arts of cementista are magnificento, the grout work on your tiling makes the angels of the holy father weep.

by Beaker01 August 26, 2017

cementia

The mental fog experienced after hitting your head on a hard surface, like a sidewalk, cupboard door, or other hard surface.

Running on the wet sidewalk led to a fall inflicting a state of cementia on the hasty slick soled shoe wearing window shopper.

by ovsooner October 4, 2017

cememetery

The place where memes are buried when they die.

Looks like that meme emanated a short life. Nice its off to the cememetery.

by TwerkingSlothFetus December 4, 2017