Catch the Snitch

Also "Catch the Golden Snitch"

1. To orgasm.
2. What you do after you beat your bludgers

Explanation:
"The Snitch" is a walnut-sized golden ball with silvery wings that flies at insanely high speeds on it's own accord; the only way to end a Quidditch match is for the Seeker to catch it in their hands. This action not only ends the game, it gives the Seeker's team 150 extra points, which is usually enough to win them the game outright.

Ergo, when a male finishes masturbation and holds something silvery and golden in his hands, he has "caught the snitch" and, ultimately, ended the game.

"Catching the snitch" can also be used loosely to refer to the conclusion of any sex act, male masturbation or otherwise.

Before Professor Glitch (The Ravenclaw Seeker) can catch the Snitch, he has to bring his Firebolt into the air and beat his bludgers for a while.

by The Ravenclaw Seeker June 11, 2004

catch-22

A situtation where you have two possible choices, either of which while have negative ramifications for you.

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.
"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.

by Khelek May 31, 2003

catch me fuck me shorts

The term given to the Physical Training shorts issued to US Special Operations personnel during training. These one of a kind shorts are extremely short and have a specially tailored cut that ensures the wearers genatalia to show during numerous exercises. Comes in sexy OD Green. Also knows as "Ranger Panties". They closely resemble Richard Simmon's work out shorts.

Why does Seargeant Johnson wear those catch me fuck me shorts to the gym?.... its totally gay and you can see his balls when he gets on the bench press!

by SFC G May 7, 2008

catch vibes

To feel utterly alive and thriving in a particular moment

I catch vibes moshing with my best friends at Gov Ball

by Qwerty7795 March 4, 2019

catch you on the flip side

I'll see you in the next life/after life if i die doing this dangerous thing i'm about to do.

1. Boondock Saints-"Catch you on the flip side" before he goes into the restaurant and kills 3 guys in it.
2. Tarzan, if i dont make it to the temple of kuakuamakimuno i'll catch u on the flip side. btw watch out for that tree

by Mikey money August 17, 2006

catch'a face

Form of good-bye

To say good-bye to a female whom you are trying to engage in coitus with, yet the conversation that you just had with her was in no was beneficial towards getting a sexual encounter. the term "catch'a face" would be used in frustration because of the wasted time just talking.

We talked for hours, and then she just fell to sleep, So I said catch'a face and left.

by MrLeighbear December 19, 2011

catch out

a catch out is a situation when someone surprises you doing a dodgy thing , or when someone proves you wrong

they saw you with that rotter.. what a catch out !

by FERNAN May 13, 2008