New Castrati

Generally speaking, a young (20s) white male who weighs about a buck fifty soak and wet, has a shrill, squeaky girlie voice, and expouses liberal/progressive positions that his liberal professors taught him in college. When confronted with facts or opinions that are contrary to his beliefs, rather than presenting a cogent opposing point of view, he will call you names like "right-winger", "wingnut", fascist and of course his golden oldie "racist". He will accuse you of being brainwashed by Fox News, (or "Faux News" as he refers to it) and various other non-liberal media outlets that he despises. He has an unhealthy obsession with attractive conservative women such as Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, and Christine O'Donnell and will spent an inordinate amount of time trying to convince you that these women are dumb and inexperienced.

When I told this New Castrati guy that man-made global warming was a hoax, he told me to stop watching Fake (Fox) News, got up and stormed out the door.

by BigTed1203 December 15, 2010

CadeRaid15

noun

a furry, cumming, prevert
is into the thousands of kindergarteners inside his basement
also plays "People Playground" in real life.

adjective

sussy pervy baka daddy 1 centimeter having bitch

noun

"CadeRaid15 was cutting up the thousands, and thousands of children inside his basement."

adjective

"That dude is kinda built like CadeRaid15"

by ToBleek September 18, 2021

candid camera

Hidin recordings of the least expected and goofiest episodes

I didn't know you recorded me

Yup haha got u red handed on candid camera

by Candid camera May 25, 2018

Societal Castration

The softening of society as a whole. We have accepted more than ever and seem to fight back less and less.

Just like a newly married man, his testicals have been cutoff and he doesn't know how to think for himself anymore without direction from his wife. You know this happened when your friend can't go out anymore without first clearing it with his wife.

Societal Castration is similar. One that once thought they were in control have given up control and taken on a "Whatever" style mentatility because they don't think they can effectuate change without pissing off many different groups of people.

Little Johnny used to make great jokes. Things have changed and now his momma and teacher have much greater influence over him. Due to Societal Castration Johnny doesn't know what to do, doesn't know who to joke about or who to poke fun at without the risk of pissing off everyone around him. He is not scared but knows its not worth the risk. It's the old mantra of if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Sometimes something funny isn't always nice. Sigh.....

by A.K.A. Zimmy February 18, 2019

fold like a cheap camera

Someone who gives in too easily to pressure.

When they demanded more time, I watched him fold like a cheap camera.

by jokeysmurf1969 October 2, 2009

Camera

A Camera is the sweetest and most beautiful person you will ever meet. She knows what's appropriate and when to stop. She lightens up your day like no other. A Camera is a little shortie that you have to look down at, but it just makes her so much more adorable. She has the ability to make you laugh. Her smile is one of a kind. She does the cutest and most random things. When you see her, you just can't help but smile. She brings so much happiness to you, that it's overwhelming. But, she gets annoyed easily and isn't the most confident girl in the world. Compliments can turn her shitty day the whole way around. She has an adorable laugh like no other. She also has eyes that if you look into for too long, that you'll lose track of time. She gets a lot of shit from people that barely know her. She's good at making people think that they don't get to her. But for every mean comment she gets, she falls a little deeper in a hole. But unlike any other girl, she's strong enough to climb her way out within the same day. She's overall the most sweetest and caring person you'll ever meet. If you're lucky enough to know a Camera, then hold onto her. She definitely a keeper.

" Hey, do you know Camera?"
" No."
" Wow, that's sucks for you bro. She's the best girl I've ever met."

by Ayeee(; September 23, 2011

camera

1. an apparatus used to take photographs by the admittance of light rays through an aperture. Often using a lens to focus the rays onto a film of light-responsive chemicals.

2. Dutch slang for cool.

1. There's a nice bird, I'd like to remember what that looks like forever. I think I'll take a photomegraph with my camera.

2. Wow man, thet bord ish sho camera...

by TheIan October 23, 2003