carpool

the sexual act of penetrating one vagina with two penis' at the same time

We should invite that loose skank over and carpool in her.

by teamstrikeforce September 22, 2010

Cartoon Network

Worst...channel...ever.

'Nuff said

by Comic Book Guy October 5, 2003

Cartoon

Car-Toon (noun) both an animated featurette and a degorgatory expression of disdane for the offensive person.

Often expressed with other foul language when used in the latter example.

Don't make me f you up you lame ass cartoon.

by Priz Biz Sage June 21, 2005

Japanese Cartoon

TV shows associated with Lolicon (often written as "Loli") due to the frequent depiction of young girls as sex objects.
In some cases used as slang for "Loli".
Synonyms: Anime, Genshin Impact, Child Porn

"Hey did you know Jack watches Japanese Cartoons?"
"EWWWW HE'S A PEDOPHILE??"

by rockyBalboa_05 April 4, 2022

carporn

The small free newsprint magazines that come out weekly advertising used cars for sale.

Is the new carporn in cleetus?

by Nathanael Lierly June 5, 2008

carpool whore

A girl that uses her charm and abundant bullshit to secure a free ride in a carpool. She acts cute and helplesss. The driver wouldn't think of collecting her share of the gas.

Carpool Whore- I really need a ride. Could you give a li'l girl like me a ride? I don't know what I'll do if I can't carpool with you!

Guy- I sure will give you a ride. You're sooo helpless and sweet. I couldn't take money from you for gas. I'll drive you anywhere!

by Biatchy January 30, 2009

carpool bandwagon

Your team is having a garbage season, so you resort to cheering for someone else's team that you know.

Girl: I hope atlanta wins.

Guy: But you're a Titans fan... Don't front, especially not because they suck this year.

Girl: Yeah but my dad's a Falocons fan and my roots are in GA!
Guy: That may work in soap operas, but in the sports world you're just pullin a carpool bandwagon. Disallowed...

by cheese doctor December 27, 2010