Cardiac Arrest

Walking into an AP Class and realizing you didn't study for the test or do an assignment

I went under cardiac arrest today when I remembered about the AP World History test

by ThatOneGingerChick February 5, 2015

Cardi B

Someone who robbed and drugged people, made an excuse for it and called it an 'apology', and made straight people sleep with transgender people so that they question their sexuality. And her toxic fanbase ignores it.

Logical human: Cardi B is a shit cunt. She robbed and drugged people, made an excuse for it and called it an 'apology', and made straight people sleep with transgender people so that they question their sexuality.
Retard: No she's good

by boar_ts March 18, 2020

cardboarding

The summer and spring version of winter sledding (on snow). Cardboarding takes place on a grassy, steep hill and instead of riding a plastic or metal sled, you ride a large piece of cardboard.

It may sound hella lame, but its actually quite amusing on a summer day.

"I miss sledding :("
"well we can go cardboarding now that summer is here!"

by Laur6336 June 11, 2008

Cardiofuck

High intensity sexual intercourse for an extended period of time that has the same health benefits as cardiovascular exercise

Mike and Amy stayed home to cardiofuck on the kitchen table for 2 hours instead of going to the gym to exercise

by Paralel January 9, 2009

Cardi B

An okay entertainer , who doesn't write her own music at all, who is also obsessed with Nicki Minaj...cardi b has screwed her way to the mid-level of the industry... She calls black people monkeys... disgrace to Rap culture

Ewwww why is that lady screaming when she talks, oh that's just cardi b

by SuperHigh IQ of 9999999 December 22, 2019

del carpio

1. A drink or concoction of unknown origin, usually just made up on the spot to confuse people.

2. An acutal libation made with cranberry juice, gin and triple sec. Named after its creator, Pedro Del Carpio

That fool Dan Najera just started tending bar over at the Ass Bandit, so me and a few friends went down there and ordered some Flaming Carrots and fizzy vulvas. You know, some Del Carpios just to mess with him.

by Rojer March 29, 2004

Cardi b

An overrated bitch who doesn’t write her own raps and all her songs sound the same

Cardi b is talentless

by Sister siwicki October 20, 2018